01 September 2010

WARNING!!!!

WARNING--NOT FOR KITTENS OR THE FAINT OF HART!!

THE TERROR MOUNTS!!!!

VISHUS STEALTH DEERS!!!

if you kittehs are out on patrol in the evening, don't be lulled into a false sense of security because all the pictures of vishus deers you've seen haf been in daylight! be smart, be wary, be jus' plum scairt!!

above is a picture taken at a TOP SECRET VD TRAINING CAMP where we see a nighttime camelflazh, er... cammaphl, er ... disguised vd galloping on its pointy, sharp hoofs after a stuffed decoy kitteh. look at its scary, blazing eyes, locked onto their targets!! he kin prolly see inna dark!!!! see its terrible teefs? they're so big, it can't even close its mouf all the way!! an' notice that the horrible stabbing prongs on its head are. not. visible!! this vd is operating in SUPER-STEALTH MODE!

this is quite a young vd, so they must be a newly-developed, genetically engineered breed--who knows what other drefful traits they are developing?? fangs? ahhhhhhh!! run away! run away!!

10 comments:

Pandafur said...

OMC that iz teh skardiest thing I evar did saw!

The Meezers or Billy said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Paw Relations said...

O M C! That has to be the scariest thing ever!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope the vishus deer repellent works..

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We are so glad we are indoor cats!! And what is worse - our mom thinks that vishus deer is CUTE! Do they have the ability to hypnotize moms or something??!!??

Admiral Hestorb said...

Noooo! Not the vishus deer again! And in camma-flog? Nooooo! Wait..I'm an indoor cat. But I will warn all my lady friends.

meowmeowmans said...

OOOOOOH, that makes us very askeeered!

Max said...

Whooaaa...!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh noooo! Vishus Deer are scary, but Vishus Stealth Deer are terrifying!

Everycat said...

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs away*
*battens down hatches*
*puts paws over eyes*
*pees self in fear*


Horrible! This post should be X Rated!

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