01 September 2010
WARNING--NOT FOR KITTENS OR THE FAINT OF HART!!
THE TERROR MOUNTS!!!!
VISHUS STEALTH DEERS!!!
if you kittehs are out on patrol in the evening, don't be lulled into a false sense of security because all the pictures of vishus deers you've seen haf been in daylight! be smart, be wary, be jus' plum scairt!!
above is a picture taken at a TOP SECRET VD TRAINING CAMP where we see a nighttime camelflazh, er... cammaphl, er ... disguised vd galloping on its pointy, sharp hoofs after a stuffed decoy kitteh. look at its scary, blazing eyes, locked onto their targets!! he kin prolly see inna dark!!!! see its terrible teefs? they're so big, it can't even close its mouf all the way!! an' notice that the horrible stabbing prongs on its head are. not. visible!! this vd is operating in SUPER-STEALTH MODE!
this is quite a young vd, so they must be a newly-developed, genetically engineered breed--who knows what other drefful traits they are developing?? fangs? ahhhhhhh!! run away! run away!!