22 December 2011
VISHUS DEERS!!! OH, NOES!!!
we posted our cautionary PG-13 catsmas carol yesterday, an' what to our wondering eyeballs appeared in our mornin' noospaper? THIS: The City of Springfield has been Infiltrated by Vishus Deer!!!
oh, dear bast!! here they are in our city hall, schmoozin' the human beans!
the he-deer keeps em' off guard wif his ragtime tunes, and then ...
you kin bet yer last toenail that the fancy-schmancy she-deer is checkin' out these kids for kitty-hairs!! then when no one is lookin', the VDs will foller 'em home and *GULP*!!
pretty snazzy fur a cat-eatin' meniss, no? we kin see how beans get fooled.
now we hasta write annover song:
oh, unholy night!!!!