05 June 2012

more thievery!!


 ed sez:  mommer made stir-fry last night. dad likes meat innit but she don't, so she cooked the meat separate to let him scoop up as much as he wanted. after dinner, she putted the lids on an' went to watch the noos befur puttin' the foods away inna cold box. big mistake. a few minnits went by. suddenly there was a big POP! frum the kitchen, then the sound of lotsa gravel (?!) scattering ... an' a red meniss streakin' through the liffin' room ZOOMMMMMMMMM

it wuz glass gravel.
this is all that is left of the meat pan lid. mommer's just glad that the little twerp scairt hisself away befur he got to enjoy his ill-gotten gains. both the sweepin' stick AND the floor-sucker hadda come out an' terrorized us all fur a while. me an' iggy got even wif nitro later, believe you me!! nitro's take on it all is, "if she din't want me to eat enny, why'd she leaf it out onna cooker?"

11 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

OH my goodness ME!

MY mommy is always worried that I might get up onto the cooker after she is finished with it and hurt myself. She always shoos me off when it's not in use hoping I stop trying to get up there. But after using one of the burners, she tries to put a cold pan on there to keep the burner away even if the pan gets too warm she hopes I'll be warned and hop down. Now leaving foods up there would be a magnet to me too MOL

I'm glad the red meniss was unhurt. We get into everything! xxooxx

Random Felines said...

wow - you guys are lucky no one got hurt. mom hides stuff in the microwave box while she waits for it to cool down before putting it in the cold box - something about not trusting us. MOL

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no! I am glad that no one was hurt. The woman is just sick that you lost your good pan cover though.

FURKIDSMOM said...

Ut oh.....You're really lucky nocat got hurt! Our Mo does the microwave thing too since she's afraid we'll get into stuff. Who, US?

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Nerissa said...

Obviously, you're one determined cat. Your mommy should dish some up, just for you, then you wouldn't have to resort to thievery... not that it is thievery... 'cause it was in YOUR house, right? purrs

The Lee County Clowder said...

We're with Nitro. If you got something you don't want a kittie checking out, you better put it someplace where a kittie can't get to it at all.

meowmeowmans said...

Scary! We are so glad no one got hurty!

Oui Oui said...

We are glad no one got hurt, but we're thinking maybe some one needs to be fed more cause they are obviously very hungry.


The first dinner the mom ever made the dad, she cooked a ham. During dinner, the dad went back to the kitchen to get another piece of ham and some kitty had violated it! Said kitty chewed all around the edges and shed on the rest of it. The mom laughed, but the dad was pretty mad. Shedding on it wasn't smart cause they knew who did it!

Sweet Purrfections said...

We're so glad no one was hurt! We don't think we need to worry about our cooker yet because Mom Paula rarely cooks! MOL

Au and Target said...

Time to train the servants to feed you all nice foods IMMEDIATELY. And then they can have the leftovers without any smashings....

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! We bet there was a red meniss who was told his cat mum and cat dad never got wed either.