18 July 2012

i gots a new bed!

ed:  lookit my new bed! it's like sleepin' on air, an' just fits me perfeck. mommer was furry thoughty to leave it out where i could see it furst thing after my post-prandial nap this mornin'! she even raised the head part a lttle so's i wouldn't get no acid reflow frum my kibbles. she's a peach, that mommer.

nitro:  didja efur think that whenefur those soft boxes come out, the 'rents go away an' leaf us?

ed: yeah, but they nefur go wif only one; they usually haul three or four of 'em down frum the attic an' there's alot of washin' things an' gatherin' things an' hurry-hurry stuff, an' they ain't doin' enny of that. this is fur ME!

nitro: ok, bud; you just keep thinkin' that.

ed: nitro? nitro?

nitro: what???

ed: are there quircells inna attic again? i keep hearin' noises annit's keepin' me from sleepin' good.

nitro: uhhh, it's all in yer head, dude; go back t'sleep.

ed: ok.

nitro: *snicker*


10 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

What's going on? Are you going on a trip?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Random Felines said...

oh ed....we like the bed, but we suspect nitro may be right about this one. :)

Katnip Lounge said...

WE choose to believe in Ed's Alternative Reality...it's just so much more Pleasant.

Hey...we did a WALLERIN' post today, c'mon over and check it out!

meowmeowmans said...

We sure hope Ed's right, but we've noticed that the mom and dad usually go away when these speshul beds come out, too!

Cherry City Kitties said...

oh ed... c'mon dude, really?

Eric and Flynn said...

We don't like to tell you Ed, but when we get the nice comfy beds like that, they are only there for a day or two. Next thing you know and they've gone, and the Beans along with them.

The Lee County Clowder said...

We're kinda with Ed on this one. Worrying about the pawrents leaving never helped, and never kept them from leaving. Might as well convince yourselves these are just nice beds for you.

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

Hmmm...if you's climb inside them then the rents can't leave without you!

Love,

Moki The Wobbly Cat

Need I Say Meow said...

I never tried that spot before! Good thinkin!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You got squirrels in the attic again? No wonder your mom is packing to go.