06 September 2013

nitro:  lookit, guys!

ed:  ... *prying eyes open* ... huh? wha'?

iggy:  no, really, ed--get up here an' look!

ed:  ugh.  gimme a minnit, i'm creaky when i start  mo... HOLY BAST! whatta heck is mommer doin'??

nitro:  she's DANCIN'!! in PUBLIC!

iggy:  right out there onna driveway, in fronta the HOUSE!!!

ed:  is billy sweetfeets out ther wif her?

nitro: i don't see 'im. an' lissen! she's SINGIN'!!

iggy:  oh, noes! you know how THAT sounds!! the naybers will fink the firemens are comin'!!

ed:  maybe we should holler at her an' get her to come in! that don't sound like singin' werds to me ... more like werds from the bad-werd list!!

nitro:  *backing away from door* nonononononogettabackgetbackgetbackguys!!!!! here she comes--an' she's still singin' an' dancin' ...

mommer:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! geddouddamywayyewbuggersgeddouddamyway!! lemmethroughgimmethesinkand somelyesoap!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *scrubscrubscrubscrub* *splashsplashsplash*

mommer:  jeez!

nitro:  whatta heck, mommer?

mommer:  *pantpantpant* went out to get newspaper. paper all rolled up. stuck hand inside roll. lizzerd in roll! crawled over hand. scared bejaysus outta me. *pantpantpant* *wheezewheezewheeze*

ed: do you want i should call daisy an' see if she makes housecalls, mommer? she hunts lizzerds real good!!

iggy:  lemme att'im, lemme att'im!! i kin fix 'im! open dat door!!!

nitro:  um, mommer?? why are you laffin' so ... strange? should we call daddy? are you ... OK? mommer? do you want yer inhaler?

ed:  guys, i fink we otter leaf mommer alone fur a while . . .


8 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My human never dances...

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh my!! We like lizards, but our Mom doesn't! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!!
Howdy from your TX furiends,

Katnip Lounge said...

Lizard Cooties!!!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, guess that's one way to get you guys to post again. :) Hope your mom is okay. Jan would probably have had the same reaction. We're not too thrilled with her singing and dancing in public either.

meowmeowmans said...

We wish you had a video of that, kitties, acause the lizard dance sounds FUN!

The Florida Furkids said...

MOL! We've seen that dance when Mom put her hand in the mailbox and there was a lizard there!!

The Florida Furkids

Flynn said...

You should have videoed your mommer and put it on You Tube!
My mum goes crazy if she touches a spider without knowing.

Max said...

Hahahahahaha I wish I had seen that!