02 September 2013
we is haffin' a labor day nayberhood barbyq ...
so c'mon down!!! (that's sheff foxy frum down street workin' the grill. don't bovver him while he's concentratin' or you could end up wearin' the chick-hen. hmmmm, that don't sound ALL bad ... )
we gots plenty of real live fresh ded fish an' shrimp an' cow an' chick-hen!! there's lots of niptinis an' mother's milk an' toona joos an' cool, clear water onna table inna shade of the carport, an' the litter boxes are around back o' the shed.
there are quirrsels an' moles inna back an' side yards; you keeps what you kills (an' you DON'T shows it to mommer). (an' brownie points to them who knows whut movie that references.)
an' there's lotsa fresh nip growin' along the back fence; just be descreet, yo?
HAFF A LABOR DAY BALL, FURRIENDS!!
we'll see you on wednesday, presuming we are conscious by then.