NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG KITS OR THE FAINT OF HART!!
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this picture was found inna camera left beside a trail near where we liff. some feral furriends brot it to us. we haf been cowerin' unner the bed since hearin' rumers of this creature around catsmas time. we had thought (an' HOPED) that the song that starts
Up onna housetop, the reindeers pause,
Scratchin’ an’ scrabblin’ wif vishus claws,Hunting the tender yung joosy cats,
Red-eyed an' wearin' their santa hats.
CHORUS: Oh, no, no! We wouldn't go,
Oh, no, no! Not wif reindeers, no!
Up onna housetop oh so slick,
We ain't gonna fall for no reindeer trick!
was only fiction, but now we knows diffrunt. here is digital prufe of its realness, so at grate purrsonal risk we emerges frum our hidey-hole to post this warning about the most terrorfying vishus deer efur seen!!!! we thot we had seen them all--stealth deers, crafty "furriendly" deers, even ghost deers; but this one ... holey socks!!!! we fink it might be *gulp* a (whispering) vampire deer!!!!!
do not enter the woods!!!! do not go inna back yard if you has more than eight blades of grass innit--they are masters of disguise an' camoflaj!!!! do not let yer beans go fur hikes!!! (note to selfs: tell miss ginger an' mr gary!!!!)
we are goin' back unner the bed now; ed is whining acause the dust bunnies are are bigger than he is. we hadda promise to share our gooshy foods wif him so he can "bulk up" in case there is a bunny uprising.
spred the werd to all yer furriends an' make sure that you an' they are efur vigilant!! LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!
14 comments:
OMC!!! We are really scared now. We have never seen such big nasty teefs as well as those big nasty stabby things on it's head.
Eeeek!!! Do you think the vishus vampire deer ate whoever the camera belonged too and the camera is all that was left?
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OH! That sounds SO scary! We are heading UTB immediately!
Run!!! Hiding under the bed all of the sudden !
OMG!!!! What next, Bluebirds with laser eyes that slice us into burnt bits-O-cat? Mousies that explode when you flip them? Mutant Dust Bunnies that hide under beds just waiting to pounce on cats named Ed and absorb them into the giant dust bunnie so they will never be seen again? I may have to sue for PTSD after seeing that horriffic mutant deer! Oh yah - there was a warning. Wash your hands/paws really good after touching that camera. The deer monster could have something contagious. So be PREPARED!!!!!!
Oh, crap. Looks like some SERIOUS deer inbreeding to us!
Wait...do you hear banjos?
Oh my...that is one vishus deer!!!!!!!
cats of wildcat woods
Oh my COD! Those teeths could rip a cat to shreds! Stay away from me you rotten deer!
And we thought they were vegetarian?!
Hope they stay in your neighborhood and not stray north into Iowa to ours!!
We are hunkering down in Iowa because it's COLD, too! Thanks for visiting. My blog isn't very popular (mostly to keep friends and family updated) but we added you guys to our 'blog roll'.... We'll keep our eyes OPEN!!
Aw, what a cutie. hehehe
Call us when they've gone so we can come out from under the bed.
That is furry scary.
we miss your posting!!!
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