22 September 2014

abandon th' cat o' nine tails??????

since our gramma evelyn's norsqueegian, an' nitro's furs are red like hers (useta be), nitro finks he's  norsqueegian, too, an' come up wif the idear that we should leaf th' cat o' nine tails in drydock next year on MLaP Day an' sail a vikin' longship. we debated an' debated an' iggy sed he'd do some research befur we made a decishun.

furst, he came in an' tole us that vikin's was really mostly peaceful traders, not allus th' crazy berserkers that mooveys want us to belief. the only thing bein' if you din't wanna trade wif 'em, then they turned inta th' berserkers an' took what they wanted inna furst place! so that sorta sounded like kitties to us, an' we begun to warm to the idear.

then he went an' studied some more, an' found out that if the wind din't blow hard enuf, we'd hafta ROW th' dang thing. an' finely, he sed there wasn't no dingy or rowboats--if we wanted ta get to shore, we'd hafta W-A-D-E!!  (fizzikal labor!!! no naps!!! wet paws an' tail feathers!!!) 

so we promply whupped the tar outta nitro fur even THINKIN' we'd do that, an' went back to our naps. wet paws, indeed. *hmpf*


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Whatever was Nitro thinking? No Cat o' Nine tails on Meow Like a Pirate day? Sacrilege!!!

pilch92 said...

Napping is top priority. Sorry you gots wet feet. http://15andmeowing.com

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaw poor Nitro. But poor y'all wiff out a nap or nuffin'. Oh me.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Katnip Lounge said...


Those Vikin dudes used SLAVE LABOR to row (sometimes)...you may want to reconsider!