REX, AVE ATQUE VALE!

THE HERO KING

HE LIVES FURREFUR IN OUR HEARTS.

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we is in the carnival of the cats this week!!!

how we spent our 4th of july

in durance vile, that's how!!! there was no flag-wavin', hot dogs, mom an' apple pie. was unamerican, we tells ya!! it was an apocatlypto!!

oh, ok, there was a flag wavin'. there was a mom, all right, but she had shampoo in her hand. there was a hot dawg, but she was dipped. apple pie? try pills!! an' for us innocent kitties, there was incarceration, plain an' simple.

it's all them darn fleazers' fault! they crowded in an' brought alla their relatives last week, so mom 'n' dad got some organic stuff to sprinkle onna carpets an' furnychur, an' to drop on our necks acause mom had been worryin' more an' more about chemicals an' kitties. but we turned into greasy, itchy messes, an' the fleas LOVED the organic stuff. they liked it so much, they sold it at their circuses for treats! we counted five circuses and 11 carnivals!!!

so today, the house got rug-sucked even in places there wasn't rugs, an' the slaughter of the fleazers began. we all got capstar pills, an' the fleazers drove us WILD in their haste to get offa us before they died; not many made it out alive.

xing (who has a really BAD flea allergy an' was all scabby) an' the geezer cat got baths wif a oatmeal soap in it. more fleazers perished. them two got packed into PTUs an' dumped onna carport.

then ed & nitro got dipped and stuffed in their PTU. still more fleazers became ex-fleazers.

cocoa got dipped, but SHE got to go run out inna field an' roll around. no PTU for her. unfair!!! she's a dawg, for bast's sake; she's a lesser being--an' she went free! where's that kitty constitution? there oughtta be somethin' in there about persecution!

then they put bombs inna house (but we din't hear no loud noises, an' it din't fall down), an' we languished in our PTUs onna carport for almost three hours! if we hadn'ta been soppin' wet [mom's note: we toweled 'em off, honest, we did!], we coulda took several naps in that time. but NOOOOOOOO. we hadda work, work, work to get ourselfs presentable again. an' after we FINALLY got back inna house, they made us STARVE a whole half hour before giffin' us our just desserts. an' main courses. an' by golly, there BETTER BE QUALITY TREATS later!

although it was kinda nice sittin' outside, chatterin' at the birdies up close, seein' the damdog make a bigger fool of herself by chasin' her ball, an' watchin' dad usin' a tennis racket an' a baseball bat to do battle wif a big ol' bee who din't wanna share carport space wif us. we could get useta that "outside" thing, if we din't hafta be locked in our PTUs. dad laughed at the notion of a stroller, an' we've tried the halter an' leash thing. maybe we can get them to get us a tent!anyway, that's the story of the inglorious fourth at our house. we hope none of you endured such a day, but had a safe, happy celebration wif yer famblies!

13 things that suck about rain

1. thunderboomers - an' we mean scary, house-rattlin', hide inna kitchen cabinet-type scary
   
2. bangers - little thunderboomers that don't scare, but disturb us enough to make us open an eye while nappin'
   
3. excessive wetness - damdog goes out to pee, comes back, an' shakes an' showers us
   
4. sunlessness - no warm spots to nap in
5. birdlessness - all hidin' from the rain in their dry nests
   
6. squirrellessness - ditto
7. crankyness - gloom makes mom an' dad peevish
   
8. chilliness - which goes wif #9:
9. humididitty - both of which make the beans run the A/C alla time, an' we freeze!!
10. sameness - borin', borin', borin' landscape fulla drips; it useta be fun watchin' 'em until we found out we couldn't catch 'em . . . an' wouldn't like 'em, if we DID catch 'em
11. muddiness - onna floor by the back door from beans & damdog goin' in-and-out, which is no fun to step in while peekin' out the door-window
    
12. slipperiness - onna floor where wet feets has been, lessening trackshun while playing T.H.O.E.
    
13. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :nap time:
    

the ORIGINAL wordless--sphynx!

seldom-seen toezies

nelson lapurr's old toezies, kinda worn, but still serviceable!

mancat monday

nitro, the squinty sphynx, originally uploaded by olrebbie.

some mencats are just no good wifout their morning coffee--just like some menbeans!! don't worry--he'll steal some from mom's cup as soon as her back is turned. cream . . . yum!!!!

sunday, sweet sunday

we loves to help mom read the sunday paper. it's a cooperative effort--see? even xing an' ed aren't brawling! sundays are mellow.

how we spends our time

kilroy's meme

kilroy the cat tagged us for a "quirky" meme, so we made a fambly project outta it. here's the rules:

1. Link to the one who tagged you.

2. List the rules on your blog.

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.

4. Tag some blogger friends with links.

5. Leave a comment on their blog to let them know they've been tagged.

6. What's a quirk?

1. nels: i like to lay on the carpet where mom sprays the de-stinker spray when someone makes an oopsie!! i get all rub-myself-all-over-it an' wide-eyed.
   
2. nitro: i am fearless. fearless (and squinty-eyed) in the face of the water schpritzer, fearless in the face of the knuckle-on-toppa-the-head, fearless in the face of the spoon bowl on my noggin. (::ed: that's not fearless, that's stoopid. you has got rapped so many times fer pushin' yer face into beans's foods while they's still eatin' 'em, yer just pixilated::)
   
3. xing: i only drinks FRESH, like i mean you gotta pour it now, just before i drink, water. My Mommy says i could die of thirst in a room with a gallon of water that was poured last night.
   
4. ed: i chews the li'l hard tips offa dad's shoelaces an' leave 'em lay there next to the shoes like empty bug skins. mom gets wigged out sometimes by this. *smirk*
   
5. nels: i like to lay with only my hinders on beans' laps, and hold onto the chair arm with my front paws.
   
6. ed: i will NOT poop in the litter box, only right next to it. even if it's brand-new fresh and nitro hasn't stuck his stinky hind end in it yet, no sirree! pee, yes; poop, no.
   
7. nitro: i know what flavor the damnbrowndog has. feh.
   
8. xing: i don't know how to play. My Mommy drags stuff in front of me, rolls stuff past me, dangles stuff in my whiskers, an' pats my paws, an' i just get all hissy. i just don't get it. i would just rather be skritched.
   

now we tags miss mittens polypaws, wmd, jimmyjoe, an' toby and/or cupcake!

t'abby normal's meme

well, t'abby normal has tagged nitro for a meme. here goes:

Rules: 1. be honest; 2. tag other kitties; 3. have fun!

What is your name? nitro s (for "stubborn") pierce
If you could change your name what would it be? chaos; as a matter of fact, you can call me CAPTAIN chaos.
What is your pet's name (it can be a webkinz or a real pet)? kin i count my faverite toy? 'cause i takes really good care of it by whappin' damnbrowndog inna nose when she tries to eat it! it's a fev-ver butt mousie called "checkers"!
If you could change your pet's name what would it be? nuffin'; i LIKE "checkers".
What is your brother or sister's name? ed, nels, an' xing
If you could change their name what would it be? stoopid, cranky, an' b*tchy (well, they're not dwarfs, an' this isn't eggsactly a fairy tale, after all >;-)

Now tag as many people as letters in your new name for yourself. OK, I tags flynn (an' eric, if he's feelin' up to it), li'l billy sweetfeet, tripper, an' daisymae maus.

(by the bye, t'abby, since you commented on the damnbrowndog's pose, we realized you weren't blogging yet when the "monty-q" was born. monty of "survival of the furriest" first posted a picture of himself in this pose here. we believes it was his cuz, skittles the huntress, of "the whole kitten kaboodle" who named it after him. we cats thought it was almost the greatest thing since dried catnip--after a couple of months, there was even a contest with lotsa kitties sending in pictures of themselfs or their sibs in the same attitude [or versions thereof] . our edmund even got some recognition!)

weird wednesday

cocoa does the monty-q!!

tabby tummy & toezies tuesday!

floofy toes an' tummy get toasted inna sun!

fadder's day at our house . . .

was - as many days have been recently - a trifle damp. *sigh*

after the storm . . .

we bloggin' kitties are so incredibly lucky. we knows comfort, love, an' peace in our lifes here on earth.

but didja efurr think of alla the furries who were rejected, abused, neglected, or homeless in life? they also live at the bridge. who comes to meet them beside the road?

it's the beans who was rejected, abused, neglected, or homeless (an' beans who allus wanted furriends but couldn't haf 'em) that also travels along that same road to heaven.

when they come into view, they are greeted jubilantly. there are ecstatic hops, skritches, jumps, pettin's, sleeks, pats, licks, rubs, an' purrs given an' received as each recognizes his or her most special furriend--oh, such joy!

then they, too, enter heaven togefur, rejoicing that at long last, they know the love and peace they missed on earth.

(we read somethin' like this on the innernets a long time ago an' hasn't seen it since. thought we'd polish it up a bit an' share wif you.)

soror, ave atque vale . . .

we will meet again in health and joy!

weird wednesday

there is something SERIOUSLY wrong wif this kitty. let's all purr that she recovers her sanity!! (it looks like she's a black kitty and her right front paw has something orange-y stuck on it, but we saw her in anofur video, an' she's a T.A.T wif a golden paw!)

oh, look!!!

miss daisy's been moonlightin' as a calendar model, just like ed!!

memorial day wif mom

we wants efurryone to remember that this is the "thanksgiving day" that comes inna springtime--we gifs thanks for alla beans who have kept us safe an' for alla beans who are still doin' it. they are all PAWESOME!!!mom an' dad was gonna take cocoa inna boat out inna lake to catch fishes early this morning, but the trip got rained out, an' there's more boom-and-flash coming, so they wented back to bed. soon as mom got up (see her nightgown an' unbrushed hairs?), we told her how glad we were that she was gonna be home. mom doesn't skritch xing when xing lays on her acause she drools! (xingy, we mean; mom only drools when she sleeps.) an' right after dad took this picture, nitro fell ofur backwards onto the floor while trying to reach a difficult spot to clean. *hahahaha*

(Meower Mom here: You can tell that i would do anything for my kitties by the mere fact that I let them publish this picture. Happy Memorial Day--Never Forget!)

SURPRISE!!!!!

THE MEOWERS SENDS YOU
BEST FISHES FOR THE COMING YEAR!!