our gramma came through her sergery just fine! Alla you bloggin’ kittehs, woofies, an' beans now know that your purrs an’ purrayers an’ good thoughts helped her efursomuch! our mom is stayin’ wif her this week in tucson an’ will return to chez pierce late next monday night, so we prolly won’t be bloggin’ a whole lot for a while.

Thank you all, dear furriends– our sweetiepie gramma is doin’ well!! purrs & headbonks.

~ed, nitro, xing, an’ iggy

mom insisted i get a job!

well, ok, so i did!!!

i heard onna talking box that 'portant papers can be stole

an' used by bad beans, an' that it's 'portant to shred those papers!

so there: i'm a natural!!

whadduhya mean, "dammit, not THOSE papers"????

jeez; there's just no pleasin' some humans.

here's ed an' nitro, at their jobs. she's a mean mom--

she makes us boycats work, but not xing. acourse, there's not

much work fur hissy, unemployed princesses these days.

peeyes: startin' today mom's goin' to arizona fur a week to visit our gramma bean while she hafs some sergery, so we will prolly be pretty quiet for that time an' whatefur time afterwards that it takes mom to get her hed unscrambled from travelin'. if you kin point some purrs 'n' purrrayers toward gramma in tucson, we would all preshiate it a very big lot!! th' actual procedure will be on wednesday. mom'll let us know how it goes, an' we'll pass the word.

funny furiday!!

here's a kitteh who knows howta haff fun--an' his name's iggy (but he's not OUR iggy; our iggy would eat the toy).

dad was thinkin' about . . .

gettin' some hairs transplanted on toppa his head,

but when the technician started makin' the incisions to plug 'em in,

he called the whole thing off!

hey, who's in charge here??

what's up with "canis" fur a cat blog verification??

we went to alexi's purrthday party, and there it was!!

what's next? "cervidae"?

more recruits!!!

oh, heavenly cod!!! now the meese has been inducted inta the vishus deers' horrible plot!! an' worstest of all, THESE has the newly-developed STEALTH ANTLERS!!!!!!!!! they look all smoove-headed an' furriendly, but those invisibul antlers are sharp as can be, all ready to skewer tender yung joosy cats.

HOO WILL SAVE US FRUM THIS MENISS???

oh, NOES!!!

**** NOT SUITABLE FOR YUNG OR WEAK-STUMMICKED KITTIES. ****

but you brave kitties who read on, please make sure the yung an' w-s kitties are told about this threat inna way that don't gif 'em too many nightmares!

the vishus deers haf perfected their devious plan of disguising themselfs as our best frend skeezix!! there is a whole herd of them atta secret hide-out in whiskerconsin (look out, victor an' nina)!! if you're inna mood fur a horror movie, you can see them here:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/video/flv/generic.html?s=inwi10s22a3q81f

they are gonna infiltrate various areas of the youessay all at once by pretendin' to be skeezix on a national tour to meet ofur bloggin' kitties. an' then when they're all cozy inna room wif some nip juice an' a soft sofa or two, they're gonna spear them poor tender yung joosy kitties an' gobble 'em up!! (at least that's what we think they was sayin' in that video . . . ed was shriekin' the whole time an' we couln't hear it furry well--but what else could it haf been?) we are just SICK wif worry. keep yer ears open an' if you hear that skeezie's comin' to a town near you, raise the alarm!!!

an' skeezie, dear frend, LOOK OUT!!! BE EXTRA VIJILANT!!! you know the f.l. spotted those vishus deer tracks in The Big Forest. we fink they must be closin' in on yer house to keep you unner survailence an' make you stay put so you don't accidentally stumble on one of the fake skeezies an' cause a prollem wif their evil plot.

remember, kitties--if you see anyone who appears to be skeezie, gif his hindquarters a good sniffin' to make sure he's the REAL DEAL! an' if he looks furry, furry tall, maybe it's best to run away wifout sniffin'!

nitro's monday

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mom! she's TOUCHIN' me!!!!

we wonders who got inta the chair furst!!

happy saint paddy's day!

tummy tuesday

today we are posting our "big" sisfur's tummy picture, acause we feels bad that we doesn't allus talk nice about her, an' really, she IS furry nice to us . . . fur a woofie.

igmu learns about water

more meowsic for kittehs!!

here is a furry talented kitteh!! she is an entirely self-taught virtuoso!!

oh, noes!!

we allus thought miss ginger was a NICE lady, but we is re-thinkin' that opinion . . . she is threatenin' to get one of these torcher devices an' make poor getzger use it!!! just because he has a little extra averdupwah. she's discriminatin' against him just acause he has a li'l furchin. why, that's just rank fat-ism.



he'll hafta miss naps an' exert hisself!! we bets she laffs an' sniggers just like the lady who's torcherin' these two poor kitties! there may be a pillow-poopin' in her future!!

not-so-wordless

mom played this fur us last night, an' we wants to share this wif you--to further yer edjamaction inna kitteh fine arts!! this is the true story behint it.

toezie tuesday

we finks mom has posted this befur, but she sez not. anyway, there's nitro's toes!

big stinky!

mom went wif miss ginger to see this flower ofur the weekend--she said it stinks worse than our litterbox right after ed uses it!! the flower's name is amorphophallus titanum, which she translated as "great big deformed thingy", an' is more'n four feets tall. we are glad mom has a "black thumb" so that she will nefur bring one of these home. we can hardly stand ed!

trained cat!

ahahahahahahahaha! "trained" cat! ahahahahahahahaha!

(we're easily amused)

mom is peeved at blogger!!

please read BOTH posts below this one. the vishus deer post (immediately below) is correct fur monday.

howsomefurr, even though she marked the "mouses?" post for posting on tuesday, by golly, it posted last night. so we is sorry to say, there will be no other post on tuesday.

grrrrr.

mouses?

izzit mouses? ratties? paper-moffs?

NO! it's MIGHTY-MOUF--a.k.a. igmu!
dad lef' the noospaper onna kitchen table this morning, an' moo chewed lotsa holes innit. mostly along the folded edge. mom told him that the time for makin' paper snowflakes was past, but he just kept on shreddin'. she hadda flap him wif anofur section to get him to stop. yes, kitty-furriends, our iggy is back to normal.