it has come to our attention that you have two feline guests named maobert & skeezix nichols. we are sorta worried, 'cause your website has so many woofies featured. maybe you should make some kitty-friendly promos, so other kitties wouldn't worry if they hafta go there. in fact, you could do worse than enlist mao an' skeezy as spokes-cats for your hotel--they are both furry good subjects for the camera, have lotsa 'sperience posing, an' in fact have their own line of greeting cards ("cats in hats").
it looks like you have a furry nice place there, an' we hope you will take excellent care of them, 'cause they mean LOTS to furry many kitties all ofurr the world. if they give us a good report about your hotel, we will tell all our furriends. if they don't, well . . . unhappy kitties have been known to poop on bed pillows.
sincerely yours,
nelson john lapurr
edmund percival hillary
nitro s pierce
xing lu pierce
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
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Yoo tell 'em! We sented our letter. Dey better be good to Skeez and Mao or a thousand cats will desend upon dem and but da bitey on dem.
I wrote an e-mail to them! They said they could not release information about their "guests" because of confidentiality reasons. I think there is a conspiracy!
We hope they haven't catnapped Skeezix and Mao cuz they will haf a lot of cats to contend wiv if they don't free them
That was a very good letter. Too many woofies on the page. I hope they are OK!
Well said and ditto!
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