21 June 2007

13 things mom does that we wanna do

  1. go outside inna grass whenefur she wants to
  2. open the frijamerator door
  3. eat onions an' garlic an' chocolate (she eats lots of 'em, so they must be good!)
  4. go to a doctorbean who DOESN'T stick a thermometer you-know-where
  5. sleep inna big soft bed inna nap pile wif dad
  6. play wif little pieces of glass or metals wif holes in 'em--she squirts us if we hockey 'em around, but we can't resist! they roll so good!
  7. play wif little pieces of colorful squooshy stuff like almost dry mud--she hollers, "dammit, don't eat that clay!!!!"--what!?! we was just tastin'.
  8. type fast--it's that opposable thumb thing
  9. send the woofies outside whenefur she wants to
  10. make the woofies go. lay. DOWN.
  11. make the cool blowers blow cooler when it's hot weather
  12. pop the top on the treats bucket--again with the opposable thumb thing
  13. sleep sitting up. oh, wait. we taught her that one . . . ummmmmmm, oh yeah: use toilet paper


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo can use toilet paper, just drag it all over da howse!

Gail Martin said...

Great TT! Watch those cats. Next, they will be telling all your secrets.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! I do coices for my cats too. I loved this.

Dragonheart said...

Good luck! :) I guess I'm lucky - I get to sleep in a nice big, soft bed with mom and dad. :) Typing fast would be nice!

The Meezers said...

that's a good list. we gets to sleep in the bed wif mommy, only 'acause if we doesn't get to sleep there, we make lots of noise and that keeps her up anyway

Anonymous said...

What a great list! Happy TT!

Daisy said...

I know how to unspool the toilet paper. But I cannot figure out how to use the stuff!

Skeezix the Cat said...

That's an exsellint list!!!I don't know whut all the hoopla is abowt wiping. Seems like an unnessessery step.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we sure wish we could use the toilet paper. it would keep the Lady from going after our fluffy butts with wet wipes when we've got something hanging there.

Parker said...

Man, thumbs...just think what we could do!

jcfloresinc said...

Those are some good things that would be neat to do. Especially the thumbs. We could rule the world, or at least the computer keyboard. Have a great Friday.
Samantha & Tigger

Lux said...

I especially like #2!