- go outside inna grass whenefur she wants to
- open the frijamerator door
- eat onions an' garlic an' chocolate (she eats lots of 'em, so they must be good!)
- go to a doctorbean who DOESN'T stick a thermometer you-know-where
- sleep inna big soft bed inna nap pile wif dad
- play wif little pieces of glass or metals wif holes in 'em--she squirts us if we hockey 'em around, but we can't resist! they roll so good!
- play wif little pieces of colorful squooshy stuff like almost dry mud--she hollers, "dammit, don't eat that clay!!!!"--what!?! we was just tastin'.
- type fast--it's that opposable thumb thing
- send the woofies outside whenefur she wants to
- make the woofies go. lay. DOWN.
- make the cool blowers blow cooler when it's hot weather
- pop the top on the treats bucket--again with the opposable thumb thing
- sleep sitting up. oh, wait. we taught her that one . . . ummmmmmm, oh yeah: use toilet paper
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
21 June 2007
13 things mom does that we wanna do
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Yoo can use toilet paper, just drag it all over da howse!
Great TT! Watch those cats. Next, they will be telling all your secrets.
ROFLMAO!!! I do coices for my cats too. I loved this.
Good luck! :) I guess I'm lucky - I get to sleep in a nice big, soft bed with mom and dad. :) Typing fast would be nice!
that's a good list. we gets to sleep in the bed wif mommy, only 'acause if we doesn't get to sleep there, we make lots of noise and that keeps her up anyway
What a great list! Happy TT!
I know how to unspool the toilet paper. But I cannot figure out how to use the stuff!
That's an exsellint list!!!I don't know whut all the hoopla is abowt wiping. Seems like an unnessessery step.
we sure wish we could use the toilet paper. it would keep the Lady from going after our fluffy butts with wet wipes when we've got something hanging there.
Man, thumbs...just think what we could do!
Those are some good things that would be neat to do. Especially the thumbs. We could rule the world, or at least the computer keyboard. Have a great Friday.
Samantha & Tigger
I especially like #2!
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