14 December 2009

igmu speaks . . .

*sigh* why does efurryone fink i am a bad boycat? i can't helps it!! i am jus' a kitty, an' i doesn't know how to be anyfing differnt. i just does what i did when i liffed outside--why is inside differnt? does this "growin' up" thing that efurrycat talks about help me be better? when can i do it?? mom sez there could be a "hoohaectomy" sooner 'steada later in my future; does that help? what is it, ennyway?

i hopes that mr. santy paws knows that i really doesn't mean to be mean or bad. ed sez he brings lumps of black stuff to naughty kitties, but i pretty much like to play wif black lumps of stuff, so maybe it won't be too bad. an' ennyway, my good furriend billy sweetfeets norton sez he will share his pressies wif me--he's such a nice kitty to offer to share, i'm sure mr. santy paws will be extra-nice to him!

10 comments:

Millie said...

Igmu, you're just an itty bitty kitty, and there's a whole lot to learn about being an inside kitty with a big family. You're a smart boy, you'll figure it all out. I can tell your fambly loves you, so you're gonna be fine. I can't say about the hoo-ha bit, 'cause I'm a lady kitty.

Cory said...

Iggy...you are such a sweetie boy that I'm sure Santa Paws knows that you are just being a kitten. It will be ok. I'll share my toys with you too if you need one.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am certain that Santa knows that you are really a good cat. I keep getting gifts...so he must!

The Meezers said...

IGGY!!! ME knows how hard it is to be INSIDE kitty after being OUTSIDE kitty. ME knows that you is just PAWSOME!!!!!!! And ME knows that Santy Paws lufs you. - Billy

The Island Cats said...

Iggy, we think Santa Paws cuts little guys like you some slack...so we wouldn't be too worried about getting lumps of coal in your stocking....

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, Sandy Paws is a purrty unnerstanding and furgiving bean. He knows dat little kitties just can't help being, well, kitties! If he keeps bringing Speedy purresents den he surely will bring yoo some.

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Iggy, Sandy Claws knows you aren't really being naughty. You're just being a kitty and exploring things. Don't worry about your hoohaa-ectomy either, you don't need them ole things. They will just get you into more trouble if you keep 'em. You will soon forget you ever had them.

William said...

Iggy, if Santa leaves presents for my bro Russell, you're safe, believe me!

Parker said...

Santa knows that you are just learning the kitty ropes!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Hi Igmu! Charmee said that he'd share his presents with you 'cuz he gets lots even though he's often ROTTEN!
DMM