19 December 2009

mom goes fur a ride!

ed repurrts:

mom really special treatment yesterday!! daddy came home from work early, an' then some ofur nice men came to the house too, an' before you knew it, she had all four men kneelin' at her feets while she sat in our nicest chair an' each one of 'em talked to her an' gave her somethin'!

then some ofur beans drove up inna really stylin' limo--furry patriotic -- all red, white, an' blue! we hears it costs 1000 green papers to ride innit. them beans had furry fancy unyforms on, an' we thought we was haffin' a really splendid gatherin'. they talked to mom an' gave her stuff, too.

but then dad got in his big maroon machine an' took off, an' mom went wif the two beans inna limo to a big fancy building where they drove right inside wiff her an' she there she talked to a to LOTS an' LOTSA beans, an' many of them gave her stuff, too! dad was there, already.

then efurryone (but mom) decided that mom would stay there ofurnight. she was outvoted an' furry cranky, because her & daddy's godbaby from omaha was passin' through town on her way south, an' she hasn't seen her since 3 years. so mom din't get to see her, but dad cooked fur her an' talked all efening wif her an' me an' xing, an' iggy got to meet her. she is a furry nice lady!! but chiken-butt nitro din't come out at all asept to eat, an' dad hadda stand there an' guard him while he did. then he went an' hid all night. ::bawkkkkkk-bawkkkkkk-bawkkkkkk!!!!:: xingy got to sleep wif her an' sez she is furry cuddly.

well, you prolly guessed by now that the place mom went was th hopsital, an' alla the beans who came to visit were fire fighter EMTs and Emergency Medical Services (anna limo was a amulence). she has assma, an' the night before, she had a furry bad sinus attack that made her coff alot, and suck in more airs than she could push back out. so she wasn't able to breafe hardly at all--a classic assma attack.

a coupla weeks ago, she had bronchitis, an' took aunty biotiks fur it, an' apparently got all better. but maybe a few bugs just stuck around an' got lively later on acause she also had newmoanyuh.

so after about a millyun breathing treatments an' a billyun more bags of aunty biotiks, she is mo' bettah today anna doc decided she could go home an take more aunty biotiks an' sleep in her own bed. mom is glad; she sez a hopsital is noplace to go if you expect to rest. so she is nappin' inna recliner, an' dad gots the humididifire hooked up an' runnin'. we will keep you posted, but we suspects our catsmas project is on hold. we's sorry!!

17 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope she gets better very quickly. We will add her to our purrs.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, we'll purr fur yoor mom. In da meantime yoo guys should lay on her and hold her down so she haf no choice but to rest.

Wally Ernie Zoey said...

We hope your mom is feeling better real soon!! You guys take care of her, okay??

Ginger said...

That newmoanyuh is pretty hard on beans. You give your mom a really big cuddle from us, okay? She needs to stay warm, too, so if you guys would try to get along and sleep nicely on her that would be great. And Iggy, if I hear that you've been causing any trouble while your mom's sick, I'm gonna come thump your head...personally. Okay?

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh,no!
Please take good care of your beans, especially your Mum. Give her lots of cuddles and purrs and try real hard not to get into too much trouble.
Take care! You're in our thoughts and prayers,
Toby, Cupcake and Mum

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

We're sorry dat you're still fighting dose bad bugs. We hope dat you got lots of ice cream to make you all better.

The Meezers and Billy said...

oh no oh no oh no - purrrrrrssssss to your mommy!!!!!!

Victor Tabbycat said...

O noes! Yur pore mom needs extra fur an purr therapies! If she's sleepin wif Auntie Bioticks, is der room fur alla kittehs want to come help hers get better? We'll help! I's da fur an Nina's da purr.
Best fishes fur a speedy recoffery!
Victor, Nina & Tabbymom Jen

Max said...

Oh man that's scary! I hope she's MUCH better now!

The Paw Relations said...

Sending speical purrs to you mum and of course the rest of you! xxx

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! Your poor mum! We wondered what was happening wiv the visitors all kneeling at her feet until you told us. We hope she is soon feeling better and Auntie Biotik makes that new moaner go away again. You all hafta snuggle and purr on her to make her feel better. We are sending purrs and mum sends (((hugs)))
pee-ess
I can come and lie on her head if she needs a head warmer. Mum sez I nearly suffer-kate her when I do that, but I will be very careful.
Eric.

Parker said...

Big healing purrs to your Mom!

Cindy said...

How awful for her! I can't imagine anything worse than not being able to breath. I pray she would get better soon.
cindy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no, we hope your mom is okay now! That must have been very scary for all of you, especially for her.

Derby said...

Purrs that your mum feels better soonest. Not breathing good is a bad thingy.

Tyler said...

Your poor momma. Make sure she gets well before she gets up and starts working on things.We'll be purrin for her from California.

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