30 September 2013

mystery monday

well. nitro here. there is somethin' weird goin' on out onna enclosed front porch. mommer an' dad keep goin' out there wif stuff, an' they come back in smellin' awful strange.

they won't let us see or even stick our noses out the door, an' we are mighty curious.

*ed*: yeah, you're curious but i'm curiouser!!

shaddap, ed. you're curious, all right, just not inna way you fink.

anyway. mommer was makin' stuff inna kitchen an' throwin' spoons an' cups around, an' the stuff she was mixin' smelled 'licious,

*ed*: but then she went an' got some stinky goodness an' put it in there too so it smelled even better! but then she left! she took it an' went out the front door!!

an' more heinous yet, yestiddy afternoon miss ginger an' mr gary an' lanie the mermaid came ofur to bisit, but they just staid onna front porch an' nefer efen came in to gif us a howdy. our noses are mightily outta joint to haf been ignorified by our favorit furriends. *hmpf*

yeah. there's a mystery goin' on here, all right. we'll polish up our detecktive skills an' keep you posted.

8 comments:

The Meezers or Billy said...

what sounds does they make? and did all the beans go "oooohhh" and "ahhhh" and "squeee"?

Nicola Carpenter said...

You don't think they've got something out there, do you?

The Paw Relations

The Island Cats said...

This is a mystery! We can't wait to find out what's out there.

Getzger said...

It's okay Nitro, I don't understand either. After my blessing at church yesterday, we went to your howse but I couldn't get out of the car. My people went in your howse and I could see them in the windows and when they came back they smelled very interesting but wouldn't pet me. They said they had to wash their hands first. There is a mystery indeed.

Ed...relax. I've heard there are thing in life besides food.

Flynn said...

It doesn't sound right to me, taking your stinky goodness out on the porch.

The Florida Furkids said...

Hmmm....this is a mystery all right....

The Florida Furkids

savannahspawtracks.com said...

uh oh....something alive your way comes...just sayin'...

meowmeowmans said...

Hmmm... it sounds like the "mystery" that we discovered at our house a few weeks ago!