04 October 2013

WHAAAAAT?

where in the name of pahket did they find KITTENS???

they have been hording them out on the porch all this time!!

and what are they here for?

daddy efen baffed them inna kitchen sink,

an' they were all shivvery an' stuff fur a while, so mommer made 'em into purritos an' then they innerdooseded them to us.

ed sniffed and din't say nuffin', just looked as bemused as usual. he don't really fink long an' deep about much. as long as somethin's okay wif mommer an' dad, it's ok wif him. we'll see how this kitten thing werks out!
igmu sniffed furry carefully, then hissed an' runned away!
nitro ran away outta the kitchen, too, wifout even sniffin' the babies. but later on, he eagle-eyed 'em. din't say nothin', though. xing was in her rooms an' din't come out to see 'em. mommer sez anofur time for THAT particular drammer to happen.


later daddy holded em on his chest. then they wented to sleep acause they had et copious amounts of that ambrosial-smelling chow (they won't let us haff), an' peed an' pooped in their OWN litter box. she sed the little girlcat din't know how to use the litterbox at furst, but she watched her brofur an' now she does. imagine not knowin' how to use a litterbox! it's a good thing cats get smarter wif age!
now they are back onna porch inna big box iggy spied yestiddy, nappin' up a storm. they will prolly wake up an' eat an' drink an' poop an' pee again inna night. we're gonna lissen to see if they serenade us now that they know we are here.

mommer sez the li'l black boycat is gonna be our new brofur, an' the little grey girlcat is goin' home to kansas wif aunt sue an' uncle steve, but she's gonna lif here wif us until she is bigger an' stronger! we ain't furry sure about this ... .


16 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Oh, wow, look at those tiny ones! Bless your beans for rescuing them! We're not sure how we'd fare with babies in the house though, either.

The Meezers or Billy said...

they are so SQUEEEEEEEEEE.

IGGY!! YOU HAS A MINI ME!!!!!!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

What tiny little ones - we smiled at your Daddy cuddling them against his tummy - we bet he kept them toasty warm.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

PDX pride said...

Oh, we LOVE the picture of your daddy snuggling them! Don't worry, guys (and gals), kittens are a lot of FUN once they grow up enough to be able to play! Just be sure they don't climb out of that box on the porch and run away, though. Then you'll miss out on all the fun and your purrents will be sad.

The Florida Furkids said...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! They are adorable! ConCats on your new brofur!

The Florida Furkids

Karen C. said...

Pretty sure the Lady is signed on here, but if it shows her name, whatevs. Speaking as 6 cats who just had to go through that particular drama, we want to send our sympathies. While our Lady is squeeing and talking about how tiny they are, we'd just like to say one word - tolerance. We sure hope you've got some. Grr, Midnight & Cocoa
Rascal & Riley
Max

HEY! I LOVE KITTENS! DON'T LET MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS SPEAK FOR ME. KITTENS MEAN PLAY TIME ALL THE TIME AND THAT'S MY KINDA FUN!
Rascal

Ooooh, they're even tinier than we were when we got gotcha'd! Hi babies! Let's be friends!
Mini & Fluff
aka Minion & Marshmallow von Fluffington

Robyn Harton said...

They're adorable :)

Katie Isabella said...

OH MY WIRD! Oh how precious and thank you SO much for taking them and nurturing them. Love and hugs to the babies and to you, mommer and popper.

colehauscats said...

Oh, those Sweet Peas! SO ADORABLES! Sending purrs to those cuties!

Oui Oui said...

Aw, how sweet they are! And how sweet of you to take them in and raise them. Its so funny to see a tiny kitten scare an adult cat away, but it seems like them will find a feline buddy to teach them the ropes.

meowmeowmans said...

OMC! They're so tiny! Thank you so much for taking them in and caring for them so well.

Max said...

DOODS! NEWBIES TO CORRUPT! Think of all the fun you're gonna have!

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

we loves kittens here.

The Lee County Clowder said...

Kittens, huh? Your beans done been holding out on you, looks like.

We're gonna have to check back, maybe see where they got those little bits.

Flynn said...

What cute little tiny babies. So you've got a new brother then.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Awww!! We love babies, too!! Your Mom & Dad are the best!! And a new brother is okay!! Right?
Your TX furiends,