hmmmm. who could it be?

lately, dammit has been posin' a lot like this. an' spendin' a lotta time on the phone, haffin' whispered confursashuns. he hushes up soon's one of us gets close an' won't finish talkin' until we walks away. frum what we kin piece togefur, he's up fur a job as a "stunt dubble" (whatefur that is) fur some famis animal star. we can't imagine who it might be, but we heard that he hasta dye his furs green! an' then red. an' then blue. an' then razzberry. an' then akwa. enny ideas?