30 August 2014
now we knows!
we has been lissenin' furiously to dammit's sneaky phone conversations, an' it finely came out: he was bein' considered fur a stunt dubble fur one of these guys, but he din't take the job. he refuzed when he found out he'd hafta shave his furs! (we think it'da been a fine thing to do, an' help him look more like a cameelyun, acause then he woulda had bumps all ofur him--frum haffin' poose-gimples!)