Nitro sez:
well, last night, She found out it's not only me that scarfs up leftovers!
She was unavoidably delayed in the bean litterbox room when She heard "clink" "clink" "clink" coming from the direction of the kitchen (which from Her position was out the door to the left, and behind Her). She knew it was the sound of a spoon or fork being moved around in a bowl as a pink tongue slurped up yummy lickins.
"NITRO!!!" She bellowed. the clinking stopped. started again. "DAMMIT, NITRO!!!" silence.
"clink"
"that does it!!! i'm squirtin' your mangy butt off when i get outta here! go ahead, keep lickin, just keep on lickin!!"
"clink"
"flush"
*creeping silently (for a bean) around the doorjamb, plant mister at the ready . . . *
"what the . . . why, xingie! what are YOU doing, slurping up the remains of my garlic pasta? do you like it? want mommy to get you some more, sweetheart?"
*GAAAAKKKKKK* (sound of nitro gagging in disgust)
jeez; not only did xing not get squirted, but got some more lickins, too. and I got squirted for daring to get closer to see how much she got! i ask you, is that rank favoritism, or what?!?
(She's smirking and muttering something about "The Smothers Brothers", whoever they are.)
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
5 comments:
mommies should not play favorites - if one gets squirted, all should get squirted. if one gets yelled at, all should get yelled at. RIGHT MOMMY? MOMMY? Are you listening? - Sammy
oh no. no. no. NO! this is SO unfair! whatcha gonna do ta get effun?
That is definitely not fair at all. You should get some yummies, too.
I love this blog! I am glad you guys found me. I have a grandma in Springfield MO. She has a woofie so we dont visit her. I will keep reading.
Yummies should be profided fairly. If sum kitties chose not to eat them, they're fair game. I'm usually the plate cleaner, but Bonnie surprised Mom one night by bein the one on the counter.
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