12 July 2012

we's baaaaa-aaack!

no fanks to edmund percival, howefur. you may recall his previous experiments wif electric cords: here an' here. he has not learnt ennything.

we thought youse should know why we was 10-10 an' onna side* last week. this time, ed's snack was the laptop cord--we don't haf a reglar computer enny more. mommer hafs a "smart phone" but it's pretty stoopid in matters of bloggifyin' an' so she couln't help us wif it. since it's an old laptop, nobean in town had a cord fer it, so she hadda order it onna innernets. it took the man inna brown shorts a dreffully long time to bring the new one (yestidday). so we are astreemly behind on our postin' an' probly won't get back to reglar (M,T, & W) until next week. just remember, it's ED'S FAULT!! (*mommer sez, if you know what that means, you are older'n dirt, just like her.)

mommer allus disconnects the laptop an' rolls up the cord so at least ed's eyeballs won't light up an' spin like onna pinball machine when he bites it, which is what we allus figgered would happen to him someday. she tries to put it outta the way where he won't find it, but he musta outwitted her. which makes us furry sad becausa what that sez about mommer's brain.

we are all furry peevish wif ed now acause we gots to werk hard to catch up. we haf sat on him, smacky-pawed him, put the bitey on his ears an' tail, an' even hollered until we are (rather becomin' shades of) BLUE, but he just won't quit bitin' plastic. right now, he's lyin' inna kitchen window, nuzzlin' the slats onna blinds. mommer's hollerin' at him an' nitro's lyin' next to him, kickin' him inna furchin (which is that saggy part ov yer belly right in fronta yer hind legs), but ed's eyes are closed in bliss, nommin' an' nommin'. we needs an innervention!!!

16 comments:

Sweet Purrfections said...

We hope you stay away from those cords. We were attracted to our cord because it was connected to the surge protector with a red blinking light which reminded us of our red dot toy.

Random Felines said...

ummm - he is lucky is was unplugged or all his hairs would be standing up. Maestro got zapped by the chrismouse lights when he was a kitt - hasn't chewed on cords since. Not that we recommend this method, but it did work.... just sayin'.

TK and Squashies said...

Oh Edmund!?! You muss be carefur. You is furry lucky your mom takes such gud care of yous.

Is glad you is back!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Those cords are not good for you in many ways, Ed. Sigh.

Brian said...

Nice to see you all! Oh my, no cord chewing!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We have someone here called Notme - and Notme is very naughty at hiding things from Mum.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

funkykarmamagic said...

PlumaB here, I is glad yous is back. I used to bitie cords, til one bitied me back! Made my furs stand up all ober! I learned. Nuf said,

Oui Oui said...

Oh, that is NOT good. And you know Ed, we looked at your picture and you look, well, you know, not unguilty - sorry. We got a plastic chewer too. Oui Oui enjoys it, specially when she wants attention. She is giving toys away at our blog today - they are a lot safer to chew.

Katie and Glogirly said...

Cords are tempting, but scary.
; ) Katie & Glogirly

CCL Wendy said...

Maybe you have to give Ed something plastic to chew on, so he won't be looking around for it!

My son gives his kitties plastic straws -- and they just go nuts with them! They chew on them AND bat them around.

meowmeowmans said...

We're glad you're back! But please tell Edmund not to chew those cords ... so dangerous and scary!

The Lee County Clowder said...

Ed, kittie, be a little careful with chewing on cords. Sometimes they bite back. hard!

Maybe Mommer needs to get a wood or metal box to keep the cords in, or get some sort of cover to protect them.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Glad you're back -- and Ed is still with you.

Eric and Flynn said...

We're glad to see you back again! I used to be a cord chewer. I chewed through the land line phone cable and the Christmas tree lights. Mum says it's a wonder I never got a frizzy hair do.
Flynn

Au and Target said...

Good to see you back again! Hey, you were lucky that thing wasn't juiced or you'd have been Halloween Cat!

We don't chew wires but we looooove ribbons. A Certain Diary has had 4 ribbons already this year. Hehehe.

Oui Oui said...

Thanks for stopping by for our Gotcha Day, we were so happy to see you there! Purrs!