i'll have you know that our nice vetlady, dr harders, says my 11 lbs is more what cats were intended to be like, sizewise, considering their jeans. (although i don't understand that, since we don't wear them; it'd be silly. how could we zip or button them without thumbs? those damn thumbs again!!!) anyway, she learned about jeans and being the right size by knowing someone named evvie looshun.
but the doc says ed is healthy even though he's big; he's not just one big liver or something. (one big stomach, i say.)
so according to evvy looshun, it's not us "runty" guys who are abbie normals. it's the big fellas'n'gals. not that there's anything wrong with being big--besides, She would sit on me and mash me flat if She knew i said that. the more diversity, the better. *wink*
dr harders is very smart and loves all us meowers and even the dawgs, and she wouldn't lie. we like her 'cause she takes good care of us and doesn't ever hurt us more than she has to. she even likes cocoa, that screwy dog who has a crush on me!
and i am, after all, an easygoing but bold, vigilant,