15 August 2006

runty? i think not.

HEY! nitro here: there's been some calling of runt names here lately, and in comparison with fatboy ed, i guess i do seem a little undersized. but our She calls that "perspektive".

i'll have you know that our nice vetlady, dr harders, says my 11 lbs is more what cats were intended to be like, sizewise, considering their jeans. (although i don't understand that, since we don't wear them; it'd be silly. how could we zip or button them without thumbs? those damn thumbs again!!!) anyway, she learned about jeans and being the right size by knowing someone named evvie looshun.

but the doc says ed is healthy even though he's big; he's not just one big liver or something. (one big stomach, i say.)

so according to evvy looshun, it's not us "runty" guys who are abbie normals. it's the big fellas'n'gals. not that there's anything wrong with being big--besides, She would sit on me and mash me flat if She knew i said that. the more diversity, the better. *wink*

dr harders is very smart and loves all us meowers and even the dawgs, and she wouldn't lie. we like her 'cause she takes good care of us and doesn't ever hurt us more than she has to. she even likes cocoa, that screwy dog who has a crush on me!

and i am, after all, an easygoing but bold, vigilant, stubborn obstinate ummmmm, i don't give up easy, extremely handsome ginger cat who bravely holds the fort every day while the slackers sleep when She leaves the house to go work. i AM somekitty!

8 comments:

The Meezers said...

Gramma Trixie is furry runty - she was the runt of her litter. She has weighed only 8 lbs her entire life. Grampa Norton was like that too. He only weighed 7 lbs when he was alive, and he was bigger than Trixie when they was kittens! So, evvie looshun was right - some are big and some are normal. hehehehehe.

DEBRA said...

Nitro

You are some kitty! Ping my brofur is an orange kitty too. HE is somekitty too. I bet you and he would make good furfriends!

*ABBY(who only weighs 5 pounds!)

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

I'm glad to hear that, 'cause I only weigh 10 pounds. I feel better now! Smeagol is much bigger than I am (weight and build-wise), but since I'm smaller, I'm quicker and sneakier!

~Strider

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

It's furry nice ta meet you! We saw your linky on sumbuddy else's bloggie an came on offur. We finks it was Fat Eric's. Anyway, we'll be back ta say hello lots!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we liked talkin ta ya lots an we just went back an read your bloggie from the beginnin. you guys (an girl) sound like lotsa fun! fanks fur puttin up our linky!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Hi, efurryone! Just found yur blog after seein Ed's tummy at Fat Eric's. Come see my... I mean our... blog sometime. I'm big enough an at 12 lb, the vet (who's ok in my book) said I 'filled my fur'. Now I've lost sum an Victor's heavier than me. So who's "big" now, beans?

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

I don't think 11 lb. is runty. It sounds like a respectable weight to me. Remember, you don't have to be the biggest guy around to be a chick magnet!

George

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

11 pownds is jigantik. I am a 7.8 pownd runt. I am fully grown. I will never be a big man cat like my idol, Kismet. I wood love to be a chik magnit sumday.