29 August 2009


*WAHHHHHHH!* i am SO ashamed. how could My Mama haf this done to me?

i don't love My Mama so much any more! she is mean, mean, mean. all my floofy goodness is GONE furefur, my flauschie toezies are not flauschie ennymore, my belly is NEKKID, an' i am ugly, ugly, ugly!!!! *sniffle* *WAHHHHHHHH!*

*sniffle* what, Mama? oh, wait; i'm not talkin' to you!! ::presents shaven rump::

what? it'll grow back? oh, goodie! when? MONTHS???? not acceptable!! ::rump again::

no, i won't let you pet me; how could you pet me when i'm so ugly? i'm still beautymous? HAH! lemme see that mirror. hmmmmmmm . . . .

what's sheared velvet? a very spensive cloth that ladybeans think is beautymous? it feels like me?? honest? an' i'm prettier?? an' softer?

oooooh. that feels good; what is it?? ACKKKKKKK! a brush? oh, only petting me, huh? well, ok, but just for a little while . . . . ::time passes:: *gentle snore*

*blink* Mama? i loves you again!! you are my very best Mama! (an' i'm glad the hairs on my pretty hiney don't pull no more.)


The Island Cats said...

YIKES!!! Oh Xing! We are so sorry for you, but you will feel better now that all those nasty mats are gone and not pulling on your skins...and you mama is right, it will grow back...more beautiful than ever! And at least you still got your floofy tail!

Is your head feeling better now?? It must be if you are eating! Yay!

Cory said...

You are a lioness! Your furrs will grow back before you know it and you don't have to worry about your hair mats hurting you anymore.

I think you look cool!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh Xing you look so different but you do still have your floofy head, tail and legs. We bet you feel so much better now without those nasty matts pulling at you. You are in good company too, lots of other kitties get their floof shaved off.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Xing.. they threaten to do that to me. I am glad you look so good so that if they ever do do that to me, I know how pretty I would look and feel!


The Meezers or Billy said...

Xing Lu, look how beautiful you are! You are a majestic Lioness!!! And we bets you feel so much better!!!

Our the mom says that sheared velvet is furry lug-shur-eee-ous!!! She would like to pet your purrty furrs

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oooo Xing...yoo look so soft and velvety! And if yoo let mom start brushing yoo now den when da furs do grow back dey will not haf all dem icky mats dat pull and hurt.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

I don't know, Xing--that looks nice and cool to me! It will all be back when it starts to get cooler, too.

My mom just loves shaved bellies and things too!

Max said...

Doood...sure you look different but it's just fur and until it grows back you'll feel really spiffy and girsl will want to touch you, and they'll go ooooh you're so soft! and that totally makes up for being shaved.

SeaThreePeeO said...

Your furs will grow back soon!

You have such a nice Momma making sure your fur doesn't pull anymore.

Daisy said...

Xing, I think you still looks very beautiful. And I'll bet you do feel soft like velvet!

Everycat said...

Xing, you look very glamourous and you must be comfier without those mats tugging away. Also, it means you will get more Mummy Lap Time because you can claim you are slightly chilly and need her warm lap.

Whicky ;)

Victor Tabbycat said...

::snicker, snort, urGH!::

Oh, Xing, Nina here. I just stuffed a toy in Victor's mouth. You look juts fine, dear. But I wonded, will your stripes be the same?
Purrs and licks,