27 August 2009

xing is worried:

oh, noes! i hasta go somewheres today--My Mama sez it's a place called Groomers, an' i hasn't efur been there before. she sez alla the knotty furs i won't let her brush will go away, but i am furry worried about how that will happen!!

an' i am furry worried about that new black boycat--My Mama sez he is awful smart: he was borned knowin' alla the bad habbits that nitro hadda work to learn, like drinkin' coffee from My Mama's mug, snatchin' bites of food outta beans' sammiches, flyin' through the air from the stove to the kitchen table, layin' onna the kitchen table as if he was the king o' the cats, an' stuff like that. all of which I would nefur do, because i am a Good Cat.

an' i am furry hissed-off that the new black boycat thinks that MY Mama is HIS mama!! that can't be--she only loves ME best. she tells me i am her furry best sweetest fuzzy girl efurry day!! pooh!

but i am still worried about that Groomer thing . . .

9 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh I hope that the groomers is easy. We have never been and don't want to go!

Angus Mhor said...

Xing, don't worry, honey. That groomer will make you look beyootiful and that iggy-kit is just the right height for BOPPIN'!

I'm just sayin'.

Daisy said...

Xing, just think of it as a spa day where you can relax, free of the little black kitteh!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I went to the groomer's once. The stupid lady held me in her arms, tummy up, like a baby, and said cutesy nonsense to me. My Lady told her to stop. I even told her to stop - I said HISSSSS GRRRRR! She didn't stop. I slashed her across the cheek. Wonder if she still has the scar? Dunno - we haven't been back. Hope your trip is much better than mine was. You're such a pretty girl - I'm sure they'll be very nice to you.

Max

William said...

But Xing, that's the magical thing about moms--they never run out of love! Everything will be fine, you just watch. And Iggy will calm down and learn to be a Good Cat some day, too.

Sorry you have to have work done. That doesn't sound pleasant.

Everycat said...

Xing, you will be fine, groomers know what they are doing and having matts is horrid, they pull and twist ya skin.

We just read alllll about little Iggy, props to your folks for taking him in, he's a little corker!

Whicky Wuudler

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Xing, think how beautiful you will look when you come home.

peggy and The Cats said...

The groomer makes you feel all soft and fluffy and smell nice for your humans. Romeo goes when mom has enough green papers that are extra.

Cory said...

Xing, you will look and feel like a superstar when you come home from the "groomers". Definitely a spa day!