28 August 2009

whatta heck??

yesterday was a day that will live in infamy. i am furry sorry to tell you cats who thought the Groomer place was a nice place: the one I got taken to was N.O.T. -- not at all. it was akshully a room at the v-e-t office, but i haffn't efur been there before this. it was drefful; they poked me all ofur an' stuck me wif a sharp thingy that they said would keep me from gettin' sick. but it hurt!!

then they carried me to anofur room an' i thought My Daddy would be there waitin' fur me, but he wasn't. in fact, i couldn't smell him anywhere!!! i was so scared!!! some silly ladybean thought i wanted to be brushed, but someone furgot to tell her that I DO NOT WANT! so i told her. an' told her. an' she din't listen at all.

i fought an' fought that Groomer bean, but she stuck me wif anofur sharp thingy in mine tushie, an' then i got SOOOO tired i just hadda lay down an' rest. an' when i woke UP, my head ached dreffully, i was all drooly, an' my legs din't work. but My Daddy was there, an' he put me inna pretty brown carrier, an' i went to sleep again. an' then i was at home, in my own rooms. i felt awful, an' i couldn't walk good at all. i kept goin' in circles an' fallin' ofur. he brought me some crunchies, but they din't even smell good to me, so i just stayed unner the bed.

after her day-huntin', My Mama came home an' laid onna floor next to the bed to talk to me, but her words sounded all funny an' i got upset an' ran out from unner the bed--but someone was movin' the walls an' floor, an' i couldn't get anywhere. my legs an' feets was like that wiggly red stuff My Mama eats when she's sick. an' when she came to pick me up, i got furry scared, which is just silly! i tried to run away again onna slippery, tilty floor, an' made it back unner the bed.

this mornin' after they went away to their day hunting, i wobbled out to post this account. i really don't member what happened . . . all's i can tell you fur shure that li'l tiny woofie-shaped devils wif hammers are inside my head right now, bangin' to get out, an' THAT is NOT fun! i dunno how they got in there, but i'm pretty sure it had somethin' to do wif that v-e-t. i know somethin' is wrong here but i can't exactly put my finger on it--but what really scares me is that the boycats are treatin' me furry gingerly, stayin' away an' bein' eferso quiet.

i will post again tomorrow, if i am not deadified. that's how bad my head hurts!!! purr fur me, please, kittyfurriends?


The Island Cats said...

Oh we can't believe this, Xing! We hope your head stops hurting!!! But at least your furs look nice, we bet!

Cory said...

Uh oh...well maybe when your head stops spinning and hurting you'll take a look at your furs and think "wow I look good" and "wow I smell good"....I hope anyway.

Everycat said...

Oh Xing! The groomer turned out to be another stabby person AND at the vets? That's humans for ya, treacherous!

Dude, you need to lawyer up here. I hope that headache goes real quick, we'll send some rumbly purrs to help it go away.

Whicky Wuudler

Kaz's Cats said...

Sorry to hear about the headache. Maybe you need some special treats and nip to help make it go away. As for the grooming, well that sounds just horrible. Tell your Mama that you need lots of looking after and hand feeding with your favourite treats. It can't hurt to ask. Sending purrs to you,


Gypsy & Tasha

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

Am I reading right? Your groomer uses drugs in order to groom your cat?

Victor Tabbycat said...

What? No flyin purrpul mousies? When I got stabbed an sleepy, I woke up wif flyin purrpul mousies circlin ofurhead. But I couldn't catch them! Sounds like da groomers was negatif 5 kinds of fun. Hope yur feelin better real soon!

Victor Tabbycat said...

PS Temptations will fix ya up. Lots an lots of Temptations.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, you poor kitty. That was mean of them to do all that to you. And we're sorry you are so discomboobalated and uncomfortable. We hope you will feel better soon.

PS -- How does it feel to have those mats gone?

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Aw we hope that you feel better soon. We are purring for you.