Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
the good ship cat o'nine tails weighs anchor t'morrer at three bells o'the mornin' watch. an' fer those of ye what be bellyachin' about the ghastliness o'th'hour, come aboard this very night an' bunk wif us. we'll be tellin' ghostcat tales, chasin' ratties, an' snackin' on kippers!
iggy has taken up the watch in the kitchen crow's nest! frum here, he can see the front door real good, an' he is furst to sound the alarm (the sound of his feet hittin' the counter as he flees an' high-tails it for parts unknown) when trooders come!
sharing treats wiff vishus deers???
an' kisses???
our cousin, simon meezer, of arizona!! he is a mild-mannered meezer on weekdays and a paintbrush for hire on weekends! (biggify on his tail, if you don't believe us!)
our edmund, blissfully unaware that while his left toezies are merely objects of beauty and admiration, his RIGHT toezies are courting a couple of good, swif biffs to his head, courtesy of his crabby sisfur, xing.
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if you kittehs are out on patrol in the evening, don't be lulled into a false sense of security because all the pictures of vishus deers you've seen haf been in daylight! be smart, be wary, be jus' plum scairt!!
ed! (what?) you gotta get offa my purse! (nuh-uh.) yeah, you do--it's 7:45 already. (i'm comfy here.) ed, you could get comfy on a washboard! scramola, bud! (nope.) sonny, i'm gonna be late for work. if i'm late for work, the boss will get gripey. (so? it's not like YOU'RE not gripey. like right now. so you'll be a matched pair.) i'm gripey because you are a stubborn-stubborney, as granpa joe useta say. and if the boss gets gripey enough, he might fire me. (so? then you can stay home and i can use YOU for a mattress; you're softer than this purse, that's for sure.) ed, if i don't work, then there's no green papers. (and?) have you forgotten that green papers buy stinky goodness? and crunchies? and temptations? and . . . nip? 
but sometimes she buys 'em when it's too hard to make 'em, an' it's a hard decision, requiring much deliberation. she asked me for my opinion yesterday, acause since i am a ladycat, i haff good taste--which is different from tasting good, you know--an' because she wouldn't ask the boycats on a bet, because they don't haff good taste. OR taste good, i can promise you.
but she will hafta save green papers for a long time. an' we mussen't nefur tell My Daddy how many papers she sends to get them, or she sez there will be "ruckshuns"! i asked her if that was fibbin' (acause we ain't spos'd to fib) but she sez there's some things boys just don't need to know if us ladies are to preserve the shalom bais (peace inna household). i think it's all right not to tell him as long there is still enuf green papers to buy my stinky goodness!!
WE FANKS YOU EFURRSOMUCH FOR BEIN' OUR BESTEST, MOST FAVORITEST M.L., OUR HELPER, OUR FURRIEND, OUR GOODEST BLOGOSPHERE "AUNTIE".
it's just my size. an' furry comfy, acause the "mattress" is almost as thick as the container is tall! ok, ok, it looks like a trash can, but it's really a laundry hamper. it's back inna utility room, an' no one bothers me there. besides, it's close to the dbd's water bucket an' the potty boxes, so it's pretty much ideal. you kin see that mom had brought more laundry to throw in the hamper, an' just dropped it onna floor acause she was so surprised to see it already occupied. i'm glad she didn't just grab an armload an' fling it inna washer-box!!
we gots new campin' tents frum miss ginger!! we's gonna haf a sleepofur when mom & dad go campin' on memorial day!! teleport ofur, an' we'll haf the cubes an' the tunnel set up, too. an' you sissies who don't wanna camp wif us tough guys can visit xingxing; she'll haf a tea party all set up fur you.
ed fits in 'em, but he hasta kinda slide in slow an' creep out careful, or the thing gets caught on his booty an' follows him - much to his consternation! *giggle*
she lifs wif our mom's niece, naomi, in beautyful scottsdale, airyzona an' she is a pistol! after cousin naomi moved into her house, she kept thinking it was haunted becuz lights would be on in rooms where she had turned them off, and off in rooms where she had left them on. even inna middle of the night she'd wake up an' lights were on. finally, roxy jumped up an' whapped a light switch right in front of her, an' then she unnerstood--she wasn't cuckoo or haunted, just the companion of a furry clever kitteh!
oh, heavenly cod!!! now the meese has been inducted inta the vishus deers' horrible plot!! an' worstest of all, THESE has the newly-developed STEALTH ANTLERS!!!!!!!!! they look all smoove-headed an' furriendly, but those invisibul antlers are sharp as can be, all ready to skewer tender yung joosy cats.
today we are posting our "big" sisfur's tummy picture, acause we feels bad that we doesn't allus talk nice about her, an' really, she IS furry nice to us . . . fur a woofie.
mom went wif miss ginger to see this flower ofur the weekend--she said it stinks worse than our litterbox right after ed uses it!! the flower's name is amorphophallus titanum, which she translated as "great big deformed thingy", an' is more'n four feets tall. we are glad mom has a "black thumb" so that she will nefur bring one of these home. we can hardly stand ed!
NO! it's MIGHTY-MOUF--a.k.a. igmu!
a new menace has been spotted on the streets of springfield--beware!! they could be in your town, too!!
yer halo's slippin'!! musta been you what busted that glass
well, that is what My Mama wants to know, an' it's for sure it's not ME! this happened last night when i was safe asleep in my cozy bed in my very own suite.
