28 October 2011

'nuther box

dad went to chicago, an' he brought back THIS box fur me. it's MUCH nicer than the previous one! i kin really stretch out innit, an' there's plenty of room to roll around!

27 October 2011

mommer's little helper

i haf been furry valuable to mommer this week--TWICE, already!

(1)  i gotted the furst mousie of the season an' displayed it prominently
inna liffin-room floor so she could see it first thing. 
she was suitably impressed, although more with the prominent display
(so she din't step onnit) than the actual deed. (at least, i fink that's what
EWWWWWWfercrissakes! means.)
(2) i helped her sort out auntie rose's hankie collection, a really big job.
she started sortin' by folded size, then tried sortin' by subjeck matter, 
then by edgin', an' finely jus' plain giffed up.
s'awright wif me; they's comfy no matter WHAT order they's in!

Mommer speaks:  Nitro, I see you're not mentioning the incident where you reached up to whap XingXing while she was sitting on my lap, and you miscalculated, stabbing my hand bad enough that daddy had to bring me ice to kill the pain and keep the swelling down, and where there is now a large bruise.

(3) i was jus doin' my job keepin' her onner toezies. i'm sorry yer hand
gotted inna way, mommer. but really, she needed whappin'.  besides,
ain't you allus tellin' us we needs good "puncturation"?
that WAS a good 'un!

26 October 2011

whisker wednesday

i isn't mancatly at all, but My Mama sez i haf furry nice whisker humps AND whiskers,
 so i thought i would show them off today!

25 October 2011

toezie tuesday

mommer sez there's snowshoe bunnies in my genes.
i dunno what she's talkin' about. 
i don't even WEAR 'em, much less SHARE 'em!!

24 October 2011

mancat monday

ed is mommer's cuddle-mancat.
(but great bast, how he snores!!!)