SURPRISE!!!!!

THE MEOWERS SENDS YOU
BEST FISHES FOR THE COMING YEAR!!

uh-oh!

ed's on Mom's List--an' we don't mean the chrissmus card list!last night, he was sleepin' on mom's left arm an' rolled ofur into a more comfy position. a paw hit the picture box controller, which fell onto the table with a clatter. he panicked at the noise, an' launched hisself into space off mom's tum. we bet he's not sittin' on mom tonight! (she stalked off to get the purr-ox-eyed, mutterin' somethin' about ed goin' to see somebody called "basement cat" . . .)

busy, busy, busy mancat

here's our ed, giving a whole new meaning to "hunt and peck" typing! he's gotta get wif it, ofurwise we won't be postin' at all--mom's gonna haf less time than efurr to help us visit an' blog this week.

some portant beans are comin' soon to spect her day hunting place an' efurrybean hasta spit an' polish an' file an' make typing papers all pretty (like she does) , so the portant beans will keep on buying their puters from them. she says it's a cue-sea spection, but we don't haf any idea what billiards an' the ocean hafta do wif puters.

we watches billiards onna living room picture box, an' we would like to go see them for real--those little balls just scoot around SO fast an' would be SUCH fun to chase an' play wif! the ocean? ptooey; it's wet an' we don't want nunna that!

nelson's meme

nels sez: my good bud, mickey, tagged me for this meme. mick, i'm sorry i forgot to thank you for includin' me in your "tuxedo cat" line-up #2--i guess i forgets i'm really a tuxie acause of my coloring--but all i wear of a tux is "the tail"! ;-) pretty skimpy, an' sorta racy for a geezer kitty!!

1. What was I doing 10 years ago? same as today--sleepin' inna kitchen window, crunchin' my crunchies, an' occasionally swattin' anofur cat--only back then, it was midnight or charlie fluffy-tail who got swatted.

2. Five Things on my to do list today. sleep; eat; nap; beg for temptations; doze.

3.Three snacks I enjoy. temptations, any flavor; cheetos; doritos.

4.Things I would do if I were a billionaire. invite alla homeless kitties (wif a separate yard for alla woofies, an' a airplane-hangar size hutch for the buns) to come live wif us; revive mom after she sees alla kitties arriving; buy several bathtubs an' fill them wif primo nip, an' haf a string toy hanging above them that would shower down more nip, an' invite the whole blogosphere ofur for a par-tay; hire the black furrball for a cruise to fiji, acause i like the name; tell mom & dad to go moon their respective employers an' come on HOME!!.

5. Three of my bad habits. i don't have any; i'm too old.

6.Five places I have lived. outside, wif my furmother an' sib; daddy's warehouse; here in my furrefur home--all here in springfield .

7. Five jobs I have had. dad's helper inna warehouse (mouser); dad's accounting helper (i can run a 10-key!); uncle eeker of blessed memory's 2nd in command; house boss (retired); champeen sleeper.

so many other kitties has done this meme, if you hasn't already, you can consider yourself tagged!!

Mancat Monday!!

daddy helps nitro keep himself in tip-top mancatly shape by "turnin' his liver ofur" regularly. mom & dad had a bean furriend who swore by it!! seems to've worked so far for nitro! ;-)

see you inna funny papers!

toesie tuesday!

WEDNESDAY NOTE: they're edmund's toesies!!

whose are these? ed's or xing's? YOU decide!

sunday: late edition!

ok, so it's really late monday. but mom's been busy sortin' cloes an' foldin' an' packin' 'em for gramma's big yard sale in a couple weekends. we helped a lot--snoopervised an' held efurrything still so she could decide if it was a keeper or a seller! here is a couple pictures of us helpin':

ma'mselle l'feline mystique

knock knock!!

Nels:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Ed:
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Tabby!
Tabby who?
Tabby or not ta bee!

Nitro:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.

Xing Lu:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy cat's away the mice will play.

(an' scroll down for another post . . .)

our mom's mis-spent youth . . .

she din't know any better then.
she knows better now, you betcha!!
this was prolly the great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- . . .

MOM: *SQUIRT* enough with the "greats" already, you guys! i'm not THAT old!!

. . . grandparent of the vishus deers who plague kitties in michigan today! (gee, mom; ya don't hasta be so tetchy--efurrybody inna blogosphere knows you're sixty squillion naps old--you let us post it onna bloggie!)

MOM: lissen, sonnyboy, there was enough of the drink taken at that party to guarantee i didn't even notice you had the camera, much less figure that you'd go posting about it. you oughta know that a bean party at our house is pretty sure to be embarrassing at SOME point or other.

oh, we do, mom. we do. *snicker*

*SQUIRTY SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT*

*run away!!!!!*

(peeyes: yesterday's guest star, "lemon laser eyes" is our cousin, powder.)

wordless wednesday

(biggify for full effect - the lemon laser eyes of death!!)

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

FREAK-OUT FRIDAY!!!

mom & dad wented out to look for a new machine to replace mom's ancient green one, an' THIS is what they discovered in the front yard of an ofurwise purrfectly normal-looking home:

***THE MISSOURI HEADQUARTERS
OF THE VISHUS DEERS!!!!***

they haf the absolute crust to brag about themselfs by advertisin' the location this flagrantly! we din't see no beans around, so we dunno if they is bein' held hostage an' stockholm'd, or if they is willing participants . . . or if they has been *shudder* eaten!! we can't quite figger out what role the swans play, eifur. dessert? fev-ver factories for kitty-lures?

there is something more than usually upsettin' about the big deer onna right, but we can't quite put our paw on it . . .

if you wanna know the location so you can avoid teleporting around it on the way to our house, we can email it to you.

PLEASE, PLEASE be extraordinarily aware--they are organizing!!!

our NOMSS furriend!

it was lannie's barkday last sunday--we wishes you a shiny happy barkday, lanfear! may you an' your beans live long an' prosper;-)

toesie tuesday!

manly mancat monday

if YOU don't talk to your kitty about 'nip, who will?
(how about those mancatly whisker humps, gals??)

huh? earthquake?

we din't feel nuthin'. we was sleepin' the sleep of the just!! (just kitties, that is.) mom & dad were in lala-land, too.

the zen of grooming

breathe deeply; recline; relax;

stick tongue out and catch a hank of fur;

disengage that brain!

move head upwards in long, sweeping motion;

lose yourself in the moment.

think of nothingness.

repeat many, many, many times.


meditate while ingesting furs;

what is the sound of one cat hurling?

watchful wednesday

we don't think nitro would wanna be a woofie, but if he were,
he would definitely be a watch-woofie!