raspberry xing

My Mama is furry clefur wif a puter program called "the gimp". she used it to make this beautyful portrait of me, an' i am furry happy!!

OH, NOES!!!

in this chillin' video, you can see how the vishus deers haf hypnotic powers ofur their human slaves! this one forces the human to invite him inside and feed him treets. you can see how close those vishus spikes are to the human's chest, an' he doesn't efen flinch! an' horror of horrors--lookit the human's left hand: the vishus deer has been sampling him already, in case he can't catch any tender, yung joosy cats an' hasta eat HIM. we bets he duz it bit by bit, so as to make him last as long as possible--if he eated him all at once, hoo would feed him treets???

mancat monday

articals

Captain Meow Fang’s Articles

Signed 19th September 2011

Articles of Agreement made, concluded, and agreed upon this nineteenth day of September in the third year of the Reign of our Sovereign Lord and Lady, Barack and Michelle, Between and Amongst the Cats of the Cat Blogosphere, and divers members of other amenable species aboard the good ship Cat o’Nine Tails, its Captain Meow Fang and crew, and the rest of the vessels which sail with them, further known as The Flotilla: We here have Severally and Joyntly Subscribed our Names and affixed our signs to those Presents as followeth:

Whereas the said Capt Meow Fang and the Rest of the ships Company and accompanying flotilla are now intended out on a voyage to Sea. Now those presents Witness that all parties and ship owners, for themselves their heirs and assigns doth Covenant, Promise, Grant and Agree to these items below:

ITEM THE FURRST: that the ships of the Flotilla shall be well and Sufficiently outfitted, Tacked, Equipped and Apparelled for a sea voyage, and the Company shall agree to and shall sail on such Voyage or Expedition as the said Meow Fang and Company shall think fit for the Best advantage of the flotilla.

ITEM: that whatsoever interest, profit or Advantage As Green Papers, Dishes, Goldfish, Sparkle Balls, Catnip, or any Toys, Wares, Merchandizes or Vessels or other matter or thing whatsoever that shall be found, Taken, Gotten, had or Recovered at any time or place or in any manner during the whole term of the voyage or Expedition shall be shared and Divided as followeth (That is to say): That all maimed cats of the said Company that shall be Disabled in the true service of the Voyage to the Apparent hindrance of getting their future Livelihood, before any Dividend shall be made to others, he or she or they shall have & Receive Eight hundred pieces of Kibble, or the true Value thereof it so much shall be gained, received, or procured in the said voyage.

ITEM: provided that if any crew Member of The Cat o’Nine Tales, in time of fight or in Acting or in doing for the Good of the said voyage he, she, or they Losing of a Joynt or Joynts they shall have and receive one hundred pieces of Kibble for each Joynt so Lost. This be not including the tail, for which they shall have and receive five hundred Pieces of Kibble an’ the sincere regrets of the Captain.

ITEM: that all plunder that did belong to the said prize or prizes Company Excepting Green Papers, Dishes, Goldfish, Sparkle Balls, Catnip, or any Toys, Wares, Merchandizes Whatsoever that shall be found, Taken, Gotten, upon Dock or between Docks or in the Cabin shall be free Plunder Equally to be Divided amongst the members of said Flotilla.

ITEM: it be further agreed that the Captain Meow Fang shall Next have and Receive Nine full common shares; the Commander shall have two and a half like full shares; the master shall have one and a half like full shares. The Sea-Vettie conditionally (That is) his or her Chest be well fitted with Meddysins and Auntie’s Biotiks and that he or she give Due attendance on all the said company as need shall require throughout the said voyage and for the term of one month if need be post-Expedition, shall therefore have and receive all Chyrurgeons (?) Instruments ::shivver:: and Meddysins properly Belonging to any Vessell taken, and also one hundred pieces of Kibble towards his Chest over and above his full share in Common with the said company.

ITEM: that all Disbursements shall be dully pay`d for according to agreement before any Dividend be made of the first Green Papers or goods taken as they or their Orders shall think most meet to the Advantage.

ITEM: that all and Singular the Whole Remaining part of the produce profits and Issues of the said voyage without any fraud or Concealment shall be shared and Divided amongst the said Company part & part alike, and ashore any of them shall Die or be shared and Divided amongst the said Company part & part alike.

ITEM: that whomsoever of the said Company shall first Spy a saile and the same prove to be a Prize sufficient to make them a Voyage he shall Therefore have one hundred pieces of Kibble or the Value at the choice and Appointment of the Command and the Major part of ye Company and free Entrance into the Prize.

ITEM: if any of the said Company shall During the said voyage force or Ravish any girlcat or Ladycat then he or they shall lose his or their whole share as aforesaid, and be punished at the Capts and the Companys Discretion.

ITEM: that if any Cat of the said Company shall in time of service be so influenced by toona joose or the like & incapable that he does not fight and withstand the Enemy then he or they shall be Cut off or punished according as the Capt and the Major part of the Company thinks meet.

ITEM: that if any of the said Company shall in time of Service During the said Voyage show or prove hisself a Coward then he or they Shall Lose his and their voyage as aforesaid.

ITEM: it is Mutually agreed that the full and true performance of these present Articles and every clause herein Contained each of the parties subscribed hereunder bindeth him and themselves. In Witness whereof, all the said parties to these Articles have set there paws the day & year first above Written.

Signed Sealed and Delivered in the Presence of us

Meow Fang

Nitro the Nasty

Xing the Slice

Igmu, Hell's Own Imp

let's get sumthin' straight . . .

there will be no web surfing around here until i get sufficient lovin' an' pettin', an' maybe a paw massage or two!!!!!

i has a blankie

. . . or, akshully, the blankie has me!!

APOCATLYPSE NOW!!!

you know how back on 5 january we posted that it was anofur chilly day in hell acause ed's an' xing's furs were touchin'? well, the end is truly nigh:

monday night, ed snoozed for prolly 20 minutes wif his head pillowed on xing's back. an' she knew he was there; i know, acause she looked ofur her shoulder at him an' hissed--but she din't move!! we are truly afurraid that somethin' turrible is comin'. maybe sammy's right about the aliens, although the dbd hasn't showed enny signs of learnin' to cook. (we don't fink she could even boil water, acause she can't even make the fossit spew water for her own drink bucket--the beans hasta do that fur her, an' we doubt they'd agree to get water fur her to cook 'em in;-)

mancat monday

OMC!

ed's back furs touching xing's butt??? 

xing's butt furs touching ed's back???

inconTHEEVable!!!

mencats monday on tuesday

thanks, mom & dad, fur gettin' us this wunnerful new comfy recliner chair!!
we all fits wifout no crowdin' now!
(uhhh, dad? where YOU gonna sit?)

hippo birdie, miss judi!

. . . an' many more!!

Happy New Year!!!!

We hopes each an' all of you--4-legger, 2-legger, winged, an' finned--are blessed wif health, strength, abundance an' joy this year, an' may you haf plenty of time to enjoy them wif those you love!

i'll take the high road!

 now, where can i go from here?

the road lies open before me--northward, ho!!!!

wow! i've discovered the road to new snooping territory!!

two santas, one house!

 our uncle gary, miss ginger's husband

our furriend, getzger, who does NOT haf 

a belly like a bowl fulla jelly. 

his beansister, lanie, insists that it's a bowl fulla flounder!

plaguey catsmas!!

MERRY CATSMAS!

Our Furry Best Wishes to Each an Efurry One of You, Dear Furriends!!

(clickify an' enjoy)

just 'cause i'm so cute!

smells like . . .

the feline americans! thanks, guys!!

an' thanks to all the ofur furriends who haff sended cards!! we're sorry we haff a lazy, lazy mom who just doesn't "do" cards. but we loves you, each an' all!!

it was NOT me

when mommer came home last night, she shrieked an' hollered--it was mostly dark an' she couldn't see furry well, an' she thought we had made a really big mousie go ded inna kitchen. then she hit the light switch an' an figgered out it was her "chrissmiss red" nail polish, an' she started to shriek an' holler again, but this time it was mostly werds from the bad werd list. well, whattaya expect when you leave a roly-poly object onna table where kittehs play??

howefur: i can say wif certainty that it wasn't ME. i dunno who it was, acause i couldn't see inna kitchen. it prolly wasn't xing unless she figgered out how to break outta her rooms. nitro was sleepin' mosta the day inna chair by the fire box. an' i din't see iggy much at all that day. but i know santa paws is comin', an' i am no dummy. i was sittin' right here inna liffin' room corner onna ol' chair, not doin' nuffin'. alla time. all day long. an' that's the truth . . . thpppppbt.

mancat monday guest kitteh

this is gilligan. he liffs inna nearby pet supplies store. isn't he a cutie? mom took this picture while she was playin' the fingers-creepin-ofur-the rattly-paper-bag game wif him.

inna movey below, he gets to know a little woofie. an' the li'l woofie makes her feelins known!