. . . to cross the bounding main!

greetings, me hearty kitties! an' welcome to all ye NOMS guests!!

first off this day, i commands that we all doffs our headgear an' remember wif a moment o' silence all those what has gone inta the Great Beyond befur us, not least among them our revered Cap'n Nels the Cranky, wifout whom we none o' us would efur haf stepped paw on board a sailin' vessel nor trod a sandy isle. an' th' while, be namin' in yer minds ALL those whom we remember this day, an' whom we honors wif feastin' an' carousal, as befits them what follows the way o' a gentlecat o' fortune!

***** silence *****

we seeks this day to soothe our souls wif the poundin' heartbeat o' our planet--the mighty waves what wash the shores o' the world. they scour the marks o' time from the beaches--let their sound wash clean our memories of all but the sweet reminders.

the good ship cat o' nine tails be at yer sarvice. be so kind as to notice the figgerhead. it were carved fur us by an ol' shipwright what had retired t'the Ol' Piratecats' Home that cap'n nels built wif part o'the booty from last year's adventure.

so let us away to fling oursel's on the bosom o' the ocean! if ye ha' not a ship, come aboard wi' us! if ye ha' yer own fine ship, cast off right smart, an' jine the flotilla. ah, a fine sight it is!

here be yer host crew:

nitro the nasty
xing the slice
ol' scratch's own coally wee imp -- igmu, the cabinkitt
an' i be yer 'umble cap'n, mao fang, in the glorious tradition o' cap'n nels.

belowdecks there be all manner o' amenities:

soft beds fur nappin'
the mess deck for, well . . . nommin':

an' a bountiful feast set forth from th' galley:

an' a sweet treat fur those what craves it
('specially them lads onna black furrball)

there be tuna juice aplenty fur them as likes it, as well as niptinis, fat cat ale, meowgaritas, an' the like at the sideboard. although the late cap'n nels were known to despise umberella drinks (an' we hope he ain't gonna spin up a waterspout in his wrath at this change), mao fang be master now, an' it be well known he do like his tipple! o'course, there's moo juice an' adam's ale aplenty fur them what don't imbibe spiritous likkers or be too young to do so yet.

there be plenty o' games an' toys fur playin', an' ye won't hafta work too hard t' move 'em--the ocean be doin' it fur ye!!

the latest in comfort stations be sitchyated on the orlop deck -- 'ware the ladders, there be a lot o' rungs! truth told, th' comfort station BE the orlop deck--since we kitties be but light in weight (though we be many), a load o' sand were added as ballast, an' there be plenty o' space t'accomodate us all, wif bounteous material fur scratchin'. mind the cabinkitt, howsomefurr--he likes t'get a close look at the goin's on, if ye get me drift, an' i've no desire t'preside at a bathin' party.

there be plenty o' litter sifters stationed 'roundabout, so our "head" be clean at all times. be ye not dismayed at their form. i has not clapped eye on 'em meself, but believes them t'be a sort o' fevver . . . i heered Pirate Mum say she'd engaged a platoon o' polly-tishuns t'man th' shovels, as they were 'customed t'that line o'work.

yarrrrrrr! we has sighted our furrst port o' call, the beautyous island o' meooorea.

the natives be furriendly, an' colorfully dressed, an' their beans allus has special foods ready fur kitties!

an' while we be on the island, remember that the onshore comfort stations be located inna bushes back AWAY frum the beach!

there be lots o' nappin' places fur sun an' shade.

there be plenty o' snacks at water's edge for ye what's been known
t'dabble yer toezies inna water:

when we've sampled all the goodness that this lovely island holds, why then--we shall weigh anchor an' tellyport ofur the seas afollowin' th' mighty vessel the black furrball as doughty cap'n dante an' crew leads us on a bold adventure through the perilous devil's triangle to a fabled island called "baast". we finds it not on any chart, so we be trustin' the wise master o' th' furrball t'bring us into port an' out o' it again!

we thanks ye each an' all fur yer good faith an' partycipation these three september 19ths--an' hopes ye will teach yer kits t'carry on this tradition long years after we be drydocked at the Ol' Piratecats Home!! there has been cats aboard ship (much to the detriment o' ratties) since sail first spanked inna breeze, an' we shall NOT let this custom pass from our world.

god bless ye, fair company!!

CONTEST WINNER:

this morning, we hadda remind our buddy getzger to send us the name of the caption contest winner. here is his response:

So sorry! I've been busy drinking and sleeping and riding in cars. As opposed to chasing cars.

It will have to be The Tower Hill Mob with "I told you it wasn't a pencil sharpener!"

so now we know. concatulations, toby an' cupcake!! yer seegar will be on its way soon!!

an' efurryone, lookit the next post, too!!

HEYYYY, YOU GUYYYYYYSSSS!

skeezix, mao, rocky, & trip's food lady is runnin' a
pirate costume contest !!!

whatta way to get inna spirit o' th'day!!

go enter NOW, dressed in yer best piratical finery!!

YARRRRRR!

the tuna joose be ready fur loadin' aboardship, an' the flag be ready to hoist.
be ye sailin' wif us on 19 september? 'tis "meow like a pirate day"
(although woofies may woof like a pirate, etc.).

here be yer badge; display it purrroudly, an' ready yer tales o'derring-do onna high seas
(er low seas, if that be yer thing;0)

your caption, please?

25 words or less!

an' our furriend getzger has again grudgingly graciously agreed to judge the contest. prize will be anuther nip seegar!

formerly feral igmu

igmu sapa @ 9 weeks, originally uploaded by olrebbie.

feral frum berth, but feral no more! i'se a happy li'l kitty at my mama an' daddy's house--an' onna hams ov the werld tour! my big brofurs are takin' good care ov me an' i has lerned a new word: "OINK"!

widebody wordless wednesday

big mencats

i found out that this orange kitty is my big brofur, nitro!
i nefur had nuffin' like him befur. he's pretty fun!

he is teachin' me stuff so i can learn to be a big mancat like him! he teaches me THoE, an' "bite the kittie's bippy until he squeaks", an' snorin', an' "pootin' makes mom's eyes water", an' wrasslin', an' how to chase through the crackly tunnel, an' how to hide inna nylon box an' dart out an' gif xing heart failure. mama whaps us bofe for that, but it's fun ennyhow! i likes my brofur!!

easy like . . . well, YOU know

happy family, togefur again!

OH, THE HORROR!!!

*WAHHHHHHH!* i am SO ashamed. how could My Mama haf this done to me?

i don't love My Mama so much any more! she is mean, mean, mean. all my floofy goodness is GONE furefur, my flauschie toezies are not flauschie ennymore, my belly is NEKKID, an' i am ugly, ugly, ugly!!!! *sniffle* *WAHHHHHHHH!*

*sniffle* what, Mama? oh, wait; i'm not talkin' to you!! ::presents shaven rump::

what? it'll grow back? oh, goodie! when? MONTHS???? not acceptable!! ::rump again::

no, i won't let you pet me; how could you pet me when i'm so ugly? i'm still beautymous? HAH! lemme see that mirror. hmmmmmmm . . . .

what's sheared velvet? a very spensive cloth that ladybeans think is beautymous? it feels like me?? honest? an' i'm prettier?? an' softer?

oooooh. that feels good; what is it?? ACKKKKKKK! a brush? oh, only petting me, huh? well, ok, but just for a little while . . . . ::time passes:: *gentle snore*

*blink* Mama? i loves you again!! you are my very best Mama! (an' i'm glad the hairs on my pretty hiney don't pull no more.)

MOM HERE . . .

OK, most of you know me and the kitties very well, but for those of you who don't have the benefit of a long acquaintance, before you read xing's story (below) and tomorrow's post:

i want to assure you that i do not (and would NEVER) patronize anyone who would medicate purely for the sake of efficacy. the vet's groomer tried very hard (we know this vet and trust him implicitly, and i spoke with him before the groomer began) not to sedate her, but believe me, it was for the best. she was very matted and had become increasingly unhappy when touched anywhere near the matts, so i know they were pulling and hurting. so we had her shaved.

xing lu is a kitty with an extremely high panic factor. she's very timid, and afraid of everything and every noise (loud or soft) and every movement--even mine. she has no known physical disabilities like blindness, deafness, illness. three years of soft words, lots of petting and loving, lap sitting, feliway (bah! shmeliway), bach flower essences, every food from no meat to ALL meat, no preservatives, etc. etc. ad nauseam, to no avail. she is still a frightened kitty who is comfortable nowhere but in my arms--and yet even I cannot brush her or clip her claws alone.

she's the one my husband found zipped into a soft-sided 12-pack cooler at the side of the road in february 4 years ago. she had no upper left eyetooth when she came to us, but no vet she's ever seen (we've had to change twice in two years because of [1] the first vet's retirement and [2] the replacement vet relocating) has been able to tell whether it was knocked out or whether she was born without it. what her story was up until we got her is a complete blank; was she mistreated? was she abandoned because she was so skittish? did a vindictive significant other choose that way to get back by dumping her? dunno. but she is very loving (and needy) towards humans and doesn't mind dogs very much, though totally uncomfortable with other cats. she has never interacted with the boys--of course, they have wanted to play, and she does not know how. not even with cat toys . . . thrown, wiggled, pulled past her, dangled, etc. . . alone or with me. she just doesn't get the concept. she does, however, respond to catnip, but she is a "mean drunk" and just gets hissier.

if you have any tales of successful strategies with kitties like this, please share them! it hurts me to know that she's not a happy cat, and that is what i have always striven for with our animals.

whatta heck??

yesterday was a day that will live in infamy. i am furry sorry to tell you cats who thought the Groomer place was a nice place: the one I got taken to was N.O.T. -- not at all. it was akshully a room at the v-e-t office, but i haffn't efur been there before this. it was drefful; they poked me all ofur an' stuck me wif a sharp thingy that they said would keep me from gettin' sick. but it hurt!!

then they carried me to anofur room an' i thought My Daddy would be there waitin' fur me, but he wasn't. in fact, i couldn't smell him anywhere!!! i was so scared!!! some silly ladybean thought i wanted to be brushed, but someone furgot to tell her that I DO NOT WANT! so i told her. an' told her. an' she din't listen at all.

i fought an' fought that Groomer bean, but she stuck me wif anofur sharp thingy in mine tushie, an' then i got SOOOO tired i just hadda lay down an' rest. an' when i woke UP, my head ached dreffully, i was all drooly, an' my legs din't work. but My Daddy was there, an' he put me inna pretty brown carrier, an' i went to sleep again. an' then i was at home, in my own rooms. i felt awful, an' i couldn't walk good at all. i kept goin' in circles an' fallin' ofur. he brought me some crunchies, but they din't even smell good to me, so i just stayed unner the bed.

after her day-huntin', My Mama came home an' laid onna floor next to the bed to talk to me, but her words sounded all funny an' i got upset an' ran out from unner the bed--but someone was movin' the walls an' floor, an' i couldn't get anywhere. my legs an' feets was like that wiggly red stuff My Mama eats when she's sick. an' when she came to pick me up, i got furry scared, which is just silly! i tried to run away again onna slippery, tilty floor, an' made it back unner the bed.

this mornin' after they went away to their day hunting, i wobbled out to post this account. i really don't member what happened . . . all's i can tell you fur shure that li'l tiny woofie-shaped devils wif hammers are inside my head right now, bangin' to get out, an' THAT is NOT fun! i dunno how they got in there, but i'm pretty sure it had somethin' to do wif that v-e-t. i know somethin' is wrong here but i can't exactly put my finger on it--but what really scares me is that the boycats are treatin' me furry gingerly, stayin' away an' bein' eferso quiet.

i will post again tomorrow, if i am not deadified. that's how bad my head hurts!!! purr fur me, please, kittyfurriends?

xing is worried:

oh, noes! i hasta go somewheres today--My Mama sez it's a place called Groomers, an' i hasn't efur been there before. she sez alla the knotty furs i won't let her brush will go away, but i am furry worried about how that will happen!!

an' i am furry worried about that new black boycat--My Mama sez he is awful smart: he was borned knowin' alla the bad habbits that nitro hadda work to learn, like drinkin' coffee from My Mama's mug, snatchin' bites of food outta beans' sammiches, flyin' through the air from the stove to the kitchen table, layin' onna the kitchen table as if he was the king o' the cats, an' stuff like that. all of which I would nefur do, because i am a Good Cat.

an' i am furry hissed-off that the new black boycat thinks that MY Mama is HIS mama!! that can't be--she only loves ME best. she tells me i am her furry best sweetest fuzzy girl efurry day!! pooh!

but i am still worried about that Groomer thing . . .

it's me--iggy!!

the big boys sed i could talk to you today (although i don't see nocat anywhere acept them), an' they would help wif the spellin' part. then mama sed she would help wif hittin' the little squares wif squiggles on them, so here i am talkin' to you fur the furst time--me, igmu sapa!

so far, i don't really know what that igmu business is. it's somethin' called a "name", an' the big orange cat sez that it means me an' that i should pay attention when i hear it. the big fat fluffy cat sez not to bother, acause we is kitties, an' that means we can do just zackly whatefur we want, asept when we hear "NO" eifur befur or after it. then we just hasta do zackly whatefur we want anyway, only faster. but i am cornfused acause i think i has ofur names. so far, i has heard sweetbaby, iggums, moo-moo, funnyyoudon'tlookmooish, inky-dinky, an' iglet. what does i do when i hears THEM?

an' the hissy-fissy big green-eyed fluffy cat just sez HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS when she sees me. i know what THAT means! geddouttahere!! so i gedout whenefur she sez it, an' keeps a respectful distance. the big boys are nice, though, an' i has already snatched something good-tasting outta the orange one's mouf acause he wasn't chewin' fast enuf, an' i thought i could help him. he din't bite me; i fink he was surprised. we both tried to help daddy eat his suppers, but he wouln't let us. later he put crunchies in our dishes, an' we all got full bellies. then the big orange guy let me sleep wif my head on his hinder end when we were on mama's lap after suppers. but i'm not sure he really knew i was there. maybe he did. he saw me when we both got up at the same time to vestigate the smell of mama's ice cream, an' he din't hiss at me when we got to the dish.

there's a REALLY BIG brown kitty here, too, but i don't like the way he smells (an' his mouf is bigger than the whole me), so i hisses my feroshusest hiss at him, an' he stays away. i'll get to know him later. the orange kitty sez he hopes it's MUCH later.

mama sez she has already tole you about how she come to take me home, so i won't tell it again. it was pretty asitin', i will tell you THAT! but i will show you now how good i can press the square things wif squiggles, an' she isn't gonna hafta do it for me next time, i betcha:

xqqqqq33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333swwwwwwwww

see?

anyway, i'm tired now an' mus' go nap for a while; mama gave me more crunchies, an' i hadda eat 'em fast acause the big boys wanted them, too. g'bye fur now.

mom's side of the story, part the final

SUNDAY: at 5:00 a.m. i heard edmund singing for breakfast, which is a little odd, since it is always nitro who sounds the chow call. nitro had been acting a little weird the previous two days to The Arrival, and been unable to keep food down when given his antibiotic, so tom's gotta call the vet tomorrow to ask about that. but so far, he and the kitty have been nose to nose several times, with only minor hissing from nitro, so we hope this doesn't stress him into further problems. timing here could have been better! at any rate, i fed & played with mr. kitty, and put him back into the cage, and headed back to rack up some more zzzzzzzs.

at 8:45, i re-arose from the (temporarily) dead, went into the living room, and there sat tom with the kitty on his lap. he said to the kitty, "there she is, that mean ol' white woman who left you out with the lions and the wolf! i wouldn't talk to her if i was you!" "what?" sez i. "he was out here runnin' around when i got up!" sez he. i must not have gotten the latch on the cage set perfectly, and the li'l feller had been at liberty between 5:30 and 8:15 when tom got up. but he was unperforated and in good spirits. the boys were nearby; xing was still in her two rooms;`1``0------------9\\\\\\\\00000 (guess who, typing) and cocoa was in tom's chair, studiously ignoring the kitty on the floor.

in the early afternoon, we made the weekly wal-mart run with him loose in the house, and still no bloodshed. we think this might work out. xing is all hiss and no bite, and cocoa has been begging to stay outside most of the day (although it IS a gorgeous day), so we think she will not offer him violence as long as he is small (and a relatively unknown quantity). i suspect that he'll hand her more than a snootful of claws when he gets bigger and she tries to roughhouse him like she does nitro, who never offered more than token resistance.

please purrr and prrray for a successful and healthy integration of kitteh and family!!! he's already got the hang of the "big boy potty box". he eats like a feral, diving face-first into anything that smells edible, even if it happens to be in your hand at the time, a la nitro. and yes, he got his first taste of the dreaded squirt bottle this morning while rummaging through the dishes in the sink. sadly, while it got his attention and persuaded him to exit, stage left, he was quickly back for an encore. and another. and another. *sigh*

oh yes: in honor of his uncle steven (who is lakota), his name is Igmu Sapa (IGmoo SAHpah), "black cat" in the lakota language. tom's calling him iggy, and i refer to him as moo-moo, with further variations to come, i am sure.

mom's side of the story, part the first

if you hasn't been following the story, please go back to here and start at the beginning.

THURSDAY (8/20/09): the black kitty? i really didn't mean to; i really tried not to. i really, really, did! but last thursday the guys at work kept the back door open for ventilation, this little kitty-guy wandered in (we dunno how much before he was first heard crying), and when they spotted him in the warehouse, four grown men couldn't catch him. (you must understand that there are no homes around our building; the railyards are at the back, a c-store to the west and an electrical supply place on the east. very busy street out front, and nearest inhabited homes about a block away on the other side of the street.

so up the 14 stairs he scooted and at the ONE place in the whole building where the gap in the walls is exposed, down he zoomed and vanished. we don't know if he fell or managed to climb on something. at any rate, he was soon heard yelling at the top of his cons bbbbbbb (helpful little kitteh types, too) considerable lungs. they guy were busy on a build that was to go out the door on friday, so it took a while for them to get to the wall business. in the late afternoon, they blocked access to the largest part of the room under the stairs, sawed the hole, and constructed a one-way door over it so he couldn't go to ground back in the wall. i got a can of cat food from the c-store next door (where they had had a crying kitty the day before, but caught it and turned it over to (shudder) "animal control". i left the can in the room with a small pan of water, and went home with heaviness in my belly and fear in my heart.

FRIDAY: but the next morning, there was the little wild thing sitting on a shelf, spitting and screaming and swearing (where DO they learn such language so early?). i couldn't lay hands on him because of the tight quarters and my arthritic legs and hips (he was far back on the bottom shelf behind a stack of heavy parts), so i had to leave him there after replenishing the water and mopping up all the poop generated by a whole can of friskies (and, probably, fright). i called everyone i could think of, and of course, cat people have cat people as friends, and they were all "maxed out". i took a tip from the c-store cashier and tried the gal in the hair salon across the street. she said, yes, she wanted one, but her b.f. said no; she promised to ask some of her clients, though.

about 3 pm, i tried again to pick the little feller up, and finally succeeded (after falling into the shelf on the way to standing up). i scruffed him and held him to my chest, and he just melted; started to purr. THIS was a feral??? more and more, i think that he and his littermate (and maybe others) might have been dumped over the fence between us and the railyard. in the late afternoon the hair salon gal and the b.f. came in and she squeeee'd and he appeared to be softening (they already had 2 cats) until he looked under the tail and pronounced him a "she" and he wasn't havin' no kitten factory in HIS house. she went away almost as sad as i was; but after an hour, she called and said that one of her clients who lived out on a farm was coming in on monday and said would take "it" to live with the other barn cats. well, ok. i felt better. but not right, not good enough. i called tom and said to find the large cat carrier, that we'd have a weekend guest, and explained. loooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggg silence. "ok." *ffffweeew!* i thought he'd blister my ear or stroke out, or both, but he didn't.

we equipped the cage with folded towel to sleep on, dish of water, dish of food, tiny litter box: he seemed to know what to do with all of them. he hollered as long as he could see me, but shut up after a while when i left the room, and all seemed well. the boycats had sniffed in my direction as i brought him in, but didn't say anything. we left him overnight so the others could sniff at him if they wanted to, but i don't know how much, if any, of that occurred. at one point, i screwed up my courage, and asked if we couldn't PLEASE keep him; tom looked surprised and said, "i kinda figured that was what was gonna happen." *faint* *thud* *faint sound of sphincter unpuckering*

SATURDAY: i got up early and called the vet (ours was out of town, but they recommended one nearby, and was gratified to be worked in at 9:15). off we went, and the vet reported that this was indeed a boy (tom called it right), he had no ear mites, his eyes were clear, his mouth looked pink and healthy, she couldn't hear his heart and lungs for the purr-motor working overtime, he had precious few fleas, and was negative for FeLV *hosanna*. got his first kitten shots, and i went home with another $100+ free cat.

we never saw the other kitties lurking around the cage all saturday long. we let him out several times on the desk next to the computer to eat and drink and play (he had upended the water overnight and saturated his little cardboard potty box), and then locked him back up.

in the evening for a while, we brought him into the living room on our laps and there was some more minor hissing again, but funniest of all--cocoa is terrified!!!!!!!!!!!! she was actually shaking with fear when he swiped a paw at her big, intrusive nose, and would not re-approach him. xing, of course, didn't want anything to do with him, and griped and hissed and b!tched the whole time she was out there, so (to her delight) we returned her to her 2-room suite.

little guy was returned to his cage, and we all settled in for a long night's sleep.

. . . to be continued

we has a WHAT??????

our momma (who has lied to us MANY times befur) sez we has a new brofur!!! there is a little black ratty lookin' thing (sorry, to our rattie furriends) runnin' around here. it kinda looks like a cat, an' kinda smells like a cat, an' kinda feels like a cat . . . an' kinda acts like a cat. well, ok, it acts an awful lot like a cat--but it's awful small, an' about as hissy as xing-xing. (who, incidentally, pronounced a GREAT. BIG. HISS. on the whole subject, an' cannot be reached for further comment). we has sniffed it, an' only hissed a little, but then again, xing don't like ennycat. not even us.

does this mean we's gonna hafta share our mom an' dad?? what's wrong wif us that they think they need anofur meower?? oh, we know mom sez the kitty was trapped inna wall at her day-hunting place, an' uncle steven an' uncle james cutted a hole inna wall for him to climb out, but we dunno how a kitty could get inna wall inna furrst place! an' why did she think she hadda bring him HERE once he came out to get the can of foods she left for him?? (an' she sez he nommed the WHOLE can ofurnight; we don't see how ennycat so small coulda ate that much wifout asplodin'. we fink that's anudder lie.)

there's only so much mom an' dad to go around, an' we fink we should haff a say in if he stays or not!! we ain't so sure about this guy; we know fur sure xing votes no, but the jury's still out on us an' the dbd . . . stay tuned. if we lets him stay, maybe we'll let him blog tomorrow.

we three . . .

and wee one:

huh????

okay, reese, here they is!

a kitty named reese tole us we should learn howta post our own pictures, so we don't hasta wait on mrs lazybones mom.

so we's gonna try this "publish right frum the place wif the pink'n'blue dots" thing: we hopes three pictures follows!

felix riese

felix_2, originally uploaded by olrebbie.

this is our cousin felix who lives onna farm wif mom's auntie & uncle. he was furry nice to our mom, an' even slept on her foot fur a while.

daisy

daisy, originally uploaded by olrebbie.

this is our woofie cousin, who lives onna farm wif mom's auntie & uncle, an' our kitteh-cousin, felix. she is a furry friendly woofie!

in the coffee shop

me 'n' jennifer in the coffee shop, originally uploaded by olrebbie.

this is our mom an' victor an' nina's mom, jen, hammin' it up in a coffee shop. they were nommin' pastry an' suckin' back coffee--an' nitro's mad acause she din't bring him any! it was the first time our moms had met, an' they agree: they could get into some serious fun/trouble if they lived nearer apart!

mom's bein' lazy!

she keeps pleadin' that she's still tired frum her trip home frum chicago!! but how can she be tired if all she did was sit all the way?? the brown machine did all the work! she has some pictures to post, an' promises faithfully to get them onna bloggie . . . we is sittin' here tappin' our paws, waitin'. please wait patiently wif us; we'll get them up, one way or anofur!!

i'm home!!

dear furriends an' beans: fank you so much!! yer purrs, wags, an' purrayers all helped normusly!

i is home an' peein' up a flood!! i has new meddysins that don't make me loopy, an' some pills fur pain (if i needs 'em) but so far, not!!

i knew i could count onna kitty blogosphere to get me through this--it was hard, acause mom wasn't here, an' even though dad is The Best, he's not the same as mom. but she's here now, too, so efurrything is better! fanks again!!

purrs & headbonks from yer furriend,
nitro s pierce

hey, cats?

i has a yoorinary fection. my dad has taken me to the v-e-t, an' i has a pill called clamabox to take. please purrr for me. i will try to keep you updated, but mom's still in chicago, an' cocoa volunteered to type for me, but she don't do so good wifout thums eifur!!!

thanks, love an' purrs,
nitro s pierce

UPDATE: the meddysins din't work right; they made me goofy, so dad hauled me back to the vet-motel. i hasta stay all night an' come homes inna morning. the vet stucked me wif a sharp thing an' let water drip inta me. i still doesn't has much inna bladder, but he's hoping. so please keep purrin'!! thanks!!

THE WINNER!!!

we's proud to announce that the lovely miss p. parker's entry is the winner in our story contest!!! she wins a yummy nip cigar (an' we are pretty sure she'll get some use outta it;-) and a badge to display on her bloggie!

getzger said it was a furry hard thing to choose among the stories, acause there were some really good ones--but he forced hisself to make the decision. thanks for your help, buddy.

many thanks to all who played!! we hopes you had fun, an' will wanna try again. we was gonna haf a "caption" contest today wif anofur funny picture, but dadgummit--it's posted today on anofur site. so we will comb the innernets an' find one to post again in a couple of weeks!

last chance!!

today's the last day for entries in our story contest! you can win a nip cigar an' this hansum badge to decorate yer bloggie, if getzger the cat picks your story as best!

***scroll down to monday's post (or jump here) to our contest!!***

thrillin' thursday

o. m. c. !!!!! i'm outside!!! whazzat noise???

gots to keep an eye -- BOTH eyes -- on it!!
an' tune in all my whiskers!!
and then . . . and then . . .

HE PUTTED ME ON THE GROUND!!!
green prickly things tickled my little pink toez, so i bited them . . .
an' they were delicious!!
where has this been all my life??????
why din't they bring me out here before????
can i sue????

and when can i go back???

***scroll down to monday's post (or jump here) to our contest!!***

happy birthday, mom robyn!!

we hopes yer birthday is the bestest ever,
an' yer baycayshun is restful an' fun!

***scroll down to tuesday toes post***

toez & noez tuesday

nitro's little pink toez an' noez.

***scroll down (or jump here) to our contest!!***

your story, please?

what under the canopy do you suppose happened here??????

tell us in 100 words or less, an' win a nip cigar! winner's story to be chosen by getzger the cat. contest closes friday, 17 july.

enquiring minds want to know!!

a VERY familiar look!!

our mom found a link to this picture on a website about festivals in her home town, berwyn, illinois.

we was surprized skeezix wasn't at the wheel, because it is so perfectly SKEEZIX! since he lives in catifornia--the home of the american car culture--we figgered he might wanna haf one custom-built an' use this as a guide.

(peeyes: this festival was called "cartopia", an' took place in the shopping plaza where the famous sculpture, "spindle" was located: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spindle_(sculpture) you may haf seen it inna movie "wayne's world", one of mom's all-time favorites!!)

oh, noes!!!

our good bud on facebook just posted this warning for springfield and environs:

Getzger Cat sez: ***WARNING*** Beware kitties on the southside! Ginger and Gary went for a drive last night and saw dozens of vishus deers invading the city. Some even had antlers. And they looked very hungry. *shudder*

what if they work their way out to the west side, where we live?????

oh, right. they'll prolly get shot; this IS the ozarks, after all, where efurrybean has a gun, an' money's tighter on the west side than the south side where the rich beans live.

(mom's note: yes, it's true. the city council has been mulling over a "herd thinning season" on deer within the city limits!)

fur all our furriends: video catnip!

errrrr, fishnip.

mom took this moovey last weekend when her an' her furriend miss laura an' miss laura's furriend miss la vata went onna tour of water gardens. there was lotsa ponds wif fishes, but mom said these was the most beautyfullest fishes, an' thought we would enjoy sharin' 'em wif you. we sure would like to haf a pond like this in OUR yard. maybe after daddy builds the screen porch for us onna back of the house, he will put one in there for us!*

*dad's retort: when pigs fly.

kitties' re-retort: (well, pigs has flown ofur skeezie's house an' jeter harris's house lately, so nefur say nefur!)

we wants one a these!!!

splinters an' splatters

lemme tell ya, if ya wanna wake up yer beans wif a bang, just push a jar of spaghetti sauce off the table onto the quarry tile floor inna middle of the night! it scared th’ lights an’ liver outta me, as well as a lotta hairs an’ about one anna half lives! dad watches war stories onna talkin’ picture box alla time, an’ this sounded just like somma them big bombs.

all i wanted was somma them tasty salsa-an-cream cheese flavored crackers inna box mom left onna table. i fooled her, ‘cause i left ‘em there unbothered for two whole days, so she wouldn’t fink i wanted them! then the beans went to bed, an’ i waited a long, long time before i started wrasslin’ that box. it was tougher than i ‘spected, an’ i hadda get rough wif it, bunny-kickin’ it an’ all. i was just about to get the inside skin open an’ scoop out a pawful, when a bunny-kick backlash got the jar, an’ ofur the side it went! KER-WHAM!!!

i was inna livin’ room under the recliner before i knew what was happenin’! then dad anna dambrowndog came outta the bedroom, an’ i got a quick, comprehensive refresher course in the bad werd list, but din’t learn any new ones this time. i think he was still too sleepy to make any up. acourse, dbd wanted to lick the sauce, an’ it was fulla glass pieces, so dad used up about half the list gettin’ her away from the sauce, an’ then the other half cleanin’ it up. he mopped an’ ran the rug sucker onna tiles, an’ then mopped again. he was not happy. i laid low, an’ din’t even come out fur breakfast!

it was all mom’s fault fur leafin’ them crackers out there to taunt me, an’ ya know what? she nefur woke up all through the whole thing! that chapped dad’s cheeks, too;-)

tabby tuesday - ed's turn

certain cats (ed) haf pointed out that nitro has been featured onna blog WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too many times lately, so here is our own ed, caught inna act of pineapple leaf nomming.

howsomefurr, as soon as the flashy box flashed, he immejitly began actin' as if he was only smellin' the leafs. but the leaf closest to you, gentle viewer, tells the tale!

mom took it away frum him after the photo shoot acause she was afurraid he'd cut his mouf onna sharp edges if he kept on nomming. an' later on, dad beheaded it, skint it, an' chopped its innards into li'l pieces, which we din't any of us like AT ALL!!

pawdicure time!

you may recall that nitro starred in his own moovey on the subject of pawdicures quite some time ago. well, today he revisits the topic in a more "do-it-yourself" mode, with only a little help from the pawdicurist. he regrets that this is just raw footage, an' he's furry embareassed acause he has no control whatsoefur ofur the moovey-taker who sez she's sleepy an' if he don't take it like this, he's gonna get it . . . well, nefur mind. we won't repeat that rude remark. so anyway, here's nitro:

the pawdicurist was furry helpful an' laid back, so nitro repaid him in kind:

the moovey-taker . . . well, we won't say what she's gettin'.

again with the "oops"

don't headbonk her arm when she's takin' her blood's pressures, either. she sez it makes it go inta the stratosfeer. i wonder if it kin see our house from there . . .

oops.

nitro's words of wisdom:  

never headbonk mom's hand while she's pourin' grape juice. i'm just sayin'.

CELEBRATIN' OUR FURRY OWN M.L.!!

mom sez m.l. is like one of them ladies what carries buildings on their heads. she adds grace an' beauty to our lifes by her help an' good cheer to us blogosphere denizens. but inna world outside our happy bloggies, she supports her fambly of beans an' kitties while livin' with physical an' other trubbles (headaches, for one--no surprise there for a building-holder-upper). an' on toppa that, sometimes the world trembles around her an' makes it hard to keep her footing.

but she keeps her back straight an' holds up her head like a champ--an' even takes on more weight above her to keep on helpin' beans an' kitties. she has tooken on responsibilities that lotsa beans woulda run screamin' from, but she bears 'em an' does 'em because love bears her up an' gifs her the strength to do them. an' because it's the right thing to do--she's just that kinda bean. we are blest to know her.

we thinks she is a most special lady an' acknowledges her wif an award of our own:


NOTE: this is the first time it is awarded, but we hopes it won't be the last. there are other special beans out there, an' when a really, really special one needs a really, really special award, we hopes you will swipe this graphic an' customize it (or ask mom, she'll do it fur you if yer not up to it). an' if it's a he-bean like NTM, we'll make a "golden telemon" to go wif the caryatid.

HAPPY PURRTHDAY, AUNTIE DEB

HAPPIEST PURRTHDAY TO OUR DEAR AUNTIE DEB!!We wishes you a year fulla love, happiness, health, an' kitties!!

FreAkY fuRrIDay!!!

YOW!!! 

Paging Dr. Daisy!!! Paging Dr. Daisy!!!

MOTHER'S DAY WIN-WIN!!

mom gots nice goodies, an' we gots a fort!! it even has a window in case we hafta shoot laser eyebeams at an approachin' vishus deer!an' we gots some rose petals an' leafs to chew . . . although them stems were a little . . . ummmmmm, well, let's say we din't need toothpicks. :ow!:

look what we got her!!

pretty red roses fur her nose, an'

warm bubbly goodness fur her toes!

well, ok, we din't buy alla the stuff - our bean brofur an' his ladyfurriend did--but we donated all our recent found-inna-laundry-money to help. an' we helped "arrange" the roses an' snoopervise the unpacking an' fillin' of the bubble machine. it is furry loud, so we din't stay around too long when it started spittin' wetness inna air! mom really enjoyed hafin' her feets wet. beans like some strange things, but she's our mom, an' we love her!

the bravest mancat we efur saw

our very own ed, wif his nose under xing's tail. 

you hasta unnerstand--ed would gladly eat xing's liver, wif or wifout a nice chianti or fava beans. an' vice-versa. you should hear her squall when he even looks at her (he does haf an intimidating stare). an' she can hear him lookin' at her from two rooms away! no, she din't hand him his head; she just kept on sleeping. so why she din't wake up is one of the mysteries of the universe, specially 'cause he gave her a few good sniffs before he settled down to nappin'. 

he is furry, furry, furry lucky.
(if you biggify, it'll look like an impressionist painting--it was a cell phone picture.)

we din't blow away . . .

this is what the talky-picture box inna living room looked like yesterday morning. mom told us it was a picture of the weather up above, an' that we was right inna middle of the red part. we was haffin' a drefful storm that blew, an' blew, an' blew, an' blew, an' rained like billy-be-damned, as mom sez. so we found out why they din't go fishin' last weekend when the orange an' yellow spots was ofur their fishin' place!

an' mom an' dad are furry unhappy that this little tree went dead; it gave them cherries efurry year, an' a furriend of theirs made happy juice from them. no happy juice this year.

:sigh: they're cranky enuf even WIF the h.j.--what will they be like wifout it?

woofie wednesday

ok, we knows we's sposed to be about kitties, but dambrowndog is our sisfur, after all, an' we can feature her sometimes when we're feelin' benevolent.

yesterday, mom came home at lunchtime an' let cocoa out. when she went to let her back in, this is what she saw:
he's cocoa's furrst daddybean, wayne from down the street. they weren't able to spend enough time wif her an' she got kinda rowdy, so they asked if we wanted her. they knew that we had all loved thor-of-blessed-memory (an' his wife an' their dogger, sugarbritches an' xena) an' knew how to lif wif spicy woofies. so we tol' mom an' dad it was ok by us, since we was used to woofies, an' she came to liff here.

but they haf neffur forgotted each ofur an' has kept up this ofur-the-fence romance efur since. mom sez it kinda makes her sad to see them togefur like this, since she knows how hard it is to gif up a furrbaby, an' acause she can see that daddy wayne loves cocoa furry much an' would take her back in a minit if he could.

tabby tuesday

it's nitro, peerin' outta the conning tower of his furry own silver submarine, which may come in pretty handy soon if it don't stop rainin'. it rained efurry day but one last week, an' is sposed to rain efurry day but one this week. alla the outdoor fev-vers are startin' to grow webs in their feets, an' we notice that worms can't swim worth a durn.

sunday morning lazies

we were ALL furry lazy; even though she was awake to take the moovey, mom din't even post this until this mornin'!! we dunno if you kin hear it on yer puter, but even the dambrowndog is snorin' inna background.

mom an' dad got up early to go fishin', but there was yellow an' orange spots onna livin' room talkin' box that meant there was storms where they were gonna take the boat, so they put their jammies back on an' just moped aroun' the house. that was fine by us. we gots LOTSA warm, quality lap/nap time wif them!! an' this evenin', dad put real live dead chick-hen onna grill outside, an' we got some!! nitro hadda try efurrything onna plates, of course, an' one of them he really liked was the baked beans. ed sez he ain't sleepin' cuddled up to nitro tonight even if it's 40 degrees below freezin'.